DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: Main Thread #2 - General Discussion Boogaloo

[Filthy Greenskin]

give me the super summary since the year started for DSP.

Nothing happened. Still begging, still crying poor.

 

[UsedUp]

IMO I think being given money while playing video games is the dumbest thing ever. There should be a standard. It's different if you are receiving money and want to upgrade and to HUGE EMPHASIS- give back to your viewers who supported you literally financially to have the best of everything. Again, at it's core, giving a single person, or those CGI groups like Hololive or whatever or a cam girl to simply turn on a camera and play video games and receive thousands upon thousands of dollars is the dumbest thing ever. DSP in our case gets money to pay his bills fleeced from dent head/wheel chairs. If you did legit walkthroughs with strategy and commentary on top of it all, tip the person. But to simply drop $100s of dollars for the simple fact a person can play video games is retarded. If you were to be paid playing video games, their should be like an Ambassador program where game companies and anything game related could pay you to play video games, that is not being a shill. Never mind this whole "kiss the games ass" no, said gaming company or console brand pays you to play video games.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

It's amazing what reality he's living in, it's like he think he's this champion of the people but he's the guy the village idiot tossed shit at...doodie humor so you can understand phil.

the literal thing troy baker didn't say what phil said he "literally," said. Baker posted a quote from Theodore Roosevelt in response to that douche from Bloomberg (I think) who has a hard-on for getting dirt on Actibliz complaining about games being too long.

Though it's amazing how he went from not even knowing what NFT stands for to complete expert of NFTs in the matter of 30 mins

EDIT - my god the irony that went on a 30 min rant about something he clearly knows nothing about and to end it with how he used to be a guy who would rant about things he knows nothing about.

 

[UaineRunei]

Jesus fucking Christ, I started watching the stream and this is the first thing I see:

The fuck happened? He looks weirder than usual

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If Troy Baker is the Scrooge of the video game industry, what does that make Phil? Because despite what he says, we all know he doesn't give to charity, and would rather pout like a spoiled brat when other streamers do charity streams "for the attention".

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"Hold on, Hold on" Then punched his chest for 5 seconds to force out a tiny burp for the second time in under 10min.

"Im making an effort to burp off mic"
JUST FUCKING MUTE!

Remember the whole "I cant mute the mic because my purps come out of nowhere and I cant mute in time".
What a disgusting animal.

Also time to count the chins, i see 3.

How do we know he wasn't trying to restart his heart? That face is telling.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

If Troy Baker is the Scrooge of the video game industry, what does that make Phil? Because despite what he says, we all know he doesn't give to charity, and would rather pout like a spoiled brat when other streamers do charity streams "for the attention".



How do we know he wasn't trying to restart his heart? That face is telling.

Phil is the charity of the video game industry

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is the charity of the video game industry

So, some weird warped version of GDQ? Same autism and awkwardness, but more rushing to get the game done because he hates them?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

 

[TurdFondler]

Jesus fucking Christ, I started watching the stream and this is the first thing I see:

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The fuck happened? He looks weirder than usual

That's a puffy hangover face under surgical lighting

Mature adult lighting is always this blue

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Happy New Year Kiwi Farts and Nudniks.

Decided to detox from the goutsphere a bit and here i am. So can kind mentally ill nudnik give me the super summary since the year started for DSP. Appreciate and than ks.

Fuck all

Apart from a rebrand within a non-rebrand, PhilPig still wonders why he isn't making money from Twitch days and possibly well into his early years of YT, whining about how DSPGaming is done and never coming back, ad revenue is down the literal shitter for the site and his channel yet still spams autism with "numbered" playthroughs...

It's such lol and many mirthful huzzahs when stagnation, low views and bad algorithm, is like Ronseal

Does exactly what it says on the Tin

 

[capefear56]

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And that's just the crap he couldn't hide anywhere else before making that video. Imagine all the garbage lying around that he probably threw out before making that recording. If you don't think this guy lives in a dump, especially with how he treats his own body, you're beyond stupid.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

If Troy Baker is the Scrooge of the video game industry, what does that make Phil? Because despite what he says, we all know he doesn't give to charity, and would rather pout like a spoiled brat when other streamers do charity streams "for the attention".

If you give charity for TACKxes reasons, you shouldn't give to Charity at all, it shud be dun behind the seens, so no one knows you're a good little nahn-shill like me *sNoRt* I am an ahnest Gai, I even admitted whACKing off on stREEEEM BUT THE NUDNIKS AT-ACK ME

Like I said, he is the White Man's version of a Stupid Nigger, the dumber the shit he does or in any case the SN does something so twatty and dumbfuckery you want to punch him, that's Phil, which comes out worse and has the Wheelchairs flailing around to try and find their last 3 numbers on the back of the card

Stupidity says pay taxes on top of charity donations... If there is such a thing as negative IQ, Phil just makes that number go waaaaayyy down than it should...

 

[Sup3r]

Because NFTs cause money to go into wallets that aren't his.

And NFTs don't pay the bills by themselves and he doesn't get that money immediately.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

A wheelchair who tosses worms in the river isn’t necessarily a friend of the fish. The fish who takes him for a friend, who thinks the worm’s got no hook in it, usually ends up in the frying pan.

Patrick X

 

[King of Super Casualized]

Jesus fucking Christ, I started watching the stream and this is the first thing I see:

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The fuck happened? He looks weirder than usual

He seriously needs to stop streaming. Look at him. He looks like shit. He's drinking himself into a puffy braindead nightmare. He needs to figure out that he's miserable, get a bullshit boring job, divorce his dumbfuck wife, sell his dumbfuck house, stop his out-of-control gambling, quit drinking, and figure out what might actually make him happy in life.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

2022 and still in January and things are shaping up to be the year of
''I AM SUCCESSFUL''
Hope your all ready for some CHILL and RELAXED streams this year

 

[Oliveoil]

Jesus fucking Christ, I started watching the stream and this is the first thing I see:

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The fuck happened? He looks weirder than usual

I remember this cartoon.
Too bad Phil is on re-run.
Looking at these screenshots thought:

Check your thyroid Phil. I am thinking the thick neck might be that.

 

[capefear56]

IMO I think being given money while playing video games is the dumbest thing ever.

We live in an era where most jobs are meaningless filler. You have a relatively small population of highly-qualified go-getters such as engineers, IT specialists, doctors, financial/legal professionals, skilled blue collar workers (plumbers, carpenters, electricians, etc) followed by a huge group of people in miscellaneous "positions" where perhaps they do one or two things that no machine can do (yet) and then sit on their ass the rest of the workday waiting to clock out.

And I don't know how we can fix a world where the go-getters are still needed, but their increased demand is not compensated with higher pay. And we've got a rising population of people in a world where industries increasingly require less and less human labor. Pigroach makes 100K a year, which is damn near close to what a fucking electrical engineer makes working for Lockheed Martin. People have a right to feel cheated, especially with rising prices. Feel free to Maoi me up; I think I deserve it lol.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

IMO I think being given money while playing video games is the dumbest thing ever.

It is. When Phil seriously says you should tip and reward him for progressing in video games, and then he gets money... where has this world gone so wrong?