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May 4, 2020
Featured on Nov 29, 2021 at 11:24 AM: Jack Dorsey has left Twitter and will be replaced by an Indian who holds open contempt for US standards for speech.
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Sep 16, 2021
Featured on Nov 18, 2021 at 8:50 PM: Chris's case has received a continuance.
I'm on the phone with the a clerk right now. Case is continued to the new year. It is in J&DR, but because there is an adult and it is a family matter she will have to ask her supervisor about what would be public after the case is finalized.

Edit: she being the clerk I spoke to

Edit: don't use the main Clerk Of Court phone number. Use the J&DR one. The main number goes to dialtone.

mod edit: update - next hearing scheduled for Feb 3, 2022, hearing was closed because Chris's attorney requested it
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Thorndyke Special

Jan 31, 2020
Featured on Nov 10, 2021 at 9:32 PM: Lowtax has killed himself.
Fragmaster has posted a thread and video claiming that Lowtax has died...


Considering that Fragmaster has pretty much retired from Internet life and hasn't posted on SA for years, I'm inclined to think it's not a joke.
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les mauvais choix font les bonnes histoires
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Jul 25, 2020
Featured on Nov 9, 2021 at 4:54 AM: IP2 thot Alice does about $1000 in property damage during an argument.
:null: Alice hurts animals. Read the OP. Simping for a zoosadist will get you threadbanned.

Alice is having a good old fashioned cry stream
Later in the night Alice's boyfriend records her chimping out

[ what started this was that Chicken allegedly slapped Alice across the head ]

Full 25 min VOD
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Mr E. Grifter

Patricidal contributor to the Ralph Retort.
Feb 4, 2020
Featured on Nov 6, 2021 at 7:23 PM: Ralph totaled his car.
It'll have to be out of pocket since he doesn't have heath insurance and that 35k or whatever he has sitting in his bank account is dwindling pretty fast.
That advice of his to not pay for shit ain't looking so hot now.


The Gunt had a bump.


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Nov 6, 2021 at 12:46 PM: "Using US Courts to Burn Money, for Free, Forever"

The below is the same article as in the above links. It is hidden for SEO reasons.

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See you in the funny papers.
Retired Staff
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Dec 28, 2014
Featured on Nov 6, 2021 at 11:38 AM: Baked Alaska is facing Arizona State misdemeanor defacement charges, not hate crime charges as he's told his paypigs.
This is people virtue signaling to take down someone they want to get rid of. Admittedly this is someone who deserves it, but it's still bullshit.
I don't even think it's virtue signaling. I think Baked finally just inflicted a bunch of butthurt on people able to do something about it and they're seeking revenge. I think when that prosecutor had to pore through all of Baked's insufferable videos, he saw this Chhhhhhanukah sign thing and sent it straight to Phoenix.

If Baked is lucky, this is the only one of his many other dumb crimes on video that he gets prosecuted for. Most of them are trivial bullshit but if they felt like it, they could probably shower him with at least a dozen more in other places.

I think I found the case.

Case Information​
Case Number:JC2021-141594Judge:Medina, Enrique
File Date:11/3/2021Location:Downtown Justice Court
Case Type:Justice CriminalCase Status:01 - New Case
Party Information​
Party NameRelationshipSexAttorney
(1) State Of ArizonaPlaintiffN/ATo Be Determined
Disposition Information​
Party NameARSCodeDescriptionCrime DateDisposition CodeDispositionDate
Case Calendar​
12/1/202110:00Arraignment Hearing
There are no calendar events on file
There are no judgments on file


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Oct 28, 2021 at 10:53 AM: "Where the Sidewalk Ends: The Death of the Internet"

I wrote this a few months ago. I'm now a ZH contributor so I've published it. I have a subsequent article coming up this weekend or next week. The below is privated because copy+pasting articles is something Google gets upset about.

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Oct 19, 2019
Featured on Oct 27, 2021 at 1:46 PM: Transphobia Alert: Furry kicked out of convention for wearing diapers.
The ravioli store is back and better than ever! :heart-full:

Kicked out of a furry convention for being too gross:

The ass patters are rolling in: thread + archive

Re: one such ass patter:
The furry convention gaslit him about the violent transphobia of... being asked to leave for failing to pass the "should this man exist in the same room as children?" vibe check.

How can you not love this cow? :story:


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Oct 27, 2021 at 1:44 PM: Russell Greer has lost his case against me and "Kiwi Farms (a website)". His post-judgement motions have been dismissed.
No idea if this has been posted already but Russell filed again on the 22nd and it has been responded to already.

Plaintiffs Reply to Defendants Opposition to DOC 40 (October 22nd)

Order and Memorandum Decision (October 26th)

Apteryx Owenii

Happy to no longer have CWC-related username
True & Honest Fan
Nov 11, 2016
Featured on Oct 26, 2021 at 6:37 PM: Russell Greer is suing America's Got Talent.
Attention, posters who suggested that Russ would sue America's Got Talent, please step forward to the plights podium and receive your prize.

Case is "Greer v. Fremantle Productions."

Sealing his poor man's plights (IFP):
Shame nobody saw his IFP before he got this in:
attn @Cryin RN
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May 28, 2020
Featured on Oct 26, 2021 at 5:00 PM: Keemstar has announced he is retiring from #DramaAlert.
Keem released a video talking about why he's retiring. He's retiring on March 8th on his 40th birthday. Keem is looking for a replacement for Drama Alert.
He's retiring for these reasons:
1. Cancel Culture has made people scared of speaking their minds so they've become walking talking billboards because of this.
2. The Youtube community is not as tight-knit as it used to be.
3. The tip line is being used to try to #MeToo Youtubers and Keem doesn't find that fun.
4. Youtube has made it harder for people to watch the content they subscribed to.
5. Keem wants to leave the house and it's hard to do so when he has to be on call 24/7 for Drama Alert in case any drama happens.


Well, my boat's got a rusty anchor...
True & Honest Fan
Feb 10, 2020
Featured on Oct 21, 2021 at 12:31 PM: Drachenlord has been sentenced to two years in prison for assault. He is a major Sprachraum lolcow who has for years attracted thousands of trolls to pilgrimage his small Bavarian town.
:null: This is a thread for the German language. They are using English due to the recent events, but please try to limit English chatter to maintain its value for German speakers.

I honestly think this is worth front page news @Rokko @Trombonista

While this is likely to be appealed, Dragonlord has been sentenced to two years in prison with no chance of probation, due to multiple counts of insults and infliction of bodily harm/assault (towards visitors).
He had previously been sentenced to 7 months probation for pepperspraying a visitor.
Originally a verdict was expected on the 28th (two days were scheduled) but they got through it in a single day.
The defense asked for 2 years on probation (citing Dragonlord's willingness to move and lay low, having recently sold his decrepit ruin house which he will move out of in January), the state asked for 2.5 years without probation. Judge "compromised" on 2 years without probation.

A complete recounting of the day in court can be found translated here

If you have some catching up to do, here's a complete timeline of the events leading up to this in English by @sharbtoom.
A couple of explanations as to his background and pre-youtube existence that may not have been covered by Dankula can be found in the previous pages, where the Germankiwis have been switching to English in anticipation of this event.

To clarify : Insulting people publicly (or disseminating insults through a public medium) is punishable under German law. Rainer regularly insulted the police and individual policemen / patrols in his streams when they did not arrive fast enough for his taste (he would call them multiple times daily, basically whenever someone visited him and expected them to show up within minutes)
Example of a call to the police that was recorded while he was in his Discord and then made public:

Translation: This is Winkler once again - there's like 15 people here again, shouting and wrecking my stuff, filming and pissing me off [...] Is a patrol coming this time?
[...] Heh, yeah - Well if you just drove through regularly on your own initiative I wouldn't have to do this shit because they'd know there's police here all the time.

For all our new arrivals who may not be in the know:
Please be aware that Dragonlord's self-published pornographic videos which have since been struck from pornhub have been archived HERE (under the header "Super Eklige Videos") :) Please enjoy responsibly, especially if you choose to watch "Drei Dildos in meinem Arsch" and "Klein und rosa Groß und Schwarz"

(note that the first and last images were photoshopped for dramatic effect, he's not THAT fat - but yes, he did attend in his torn up Slipknot shirt wearing his Thor's hammer necklace)
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Charlie Delicious

Mar 31, 2017
Featured on Oct 21, 2021 at 7:25 AM: Cuties Crusaders arrive at Netflix HQ to defend the production of Cuties 2 and Dave Chappelle.
Since it's a feature I'll explain a lil more with an edit:

Vito and Dick Masterson showed up to the Netflix walkout with signs and chants supporting Chappelle. Went viral and now they're getting lots of attention from various outlets.

Feels like old-school Vito and Dick


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Oct 17, 2021
Featured on Oct 18, 2021 at 4:51 AM: Shadman, the pedophile artist, moved to LA and got addicted to heroin. He's pissed off all his friends and this is what he looks like.
did you guys have his facedox yet? since he’s spiraling and a big faggot anyways I don’t feel bad anymore. if you see this shad it wasn’t p***’s fault it was someone else from the bumtumblers 10 years ago. stop being a pedo and gay now. you’re too old for this shit.


Comparisons of these pictures and Shad's room from livestreams by @JamalActimel:
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Oct 14, 2021
Featured on Oct 14, 2021 at 12:01 PM: ResetEra has been sold for $4.55m. The owner made $700k in the last 12 months.
Welp, it happened. Resetera has been sold for a cool $4.5 million, with $3.5m payable now and the rest before the New Year

Ceriums plan to monetise the mentally disturbed work. At least Morrigan quit before the severance pay gets issued LMAO. Thread started OK but now they are sperging out, running to their splinter forums with 26 members online.

And just in case you swedes don't know how to pronounce it, here's a clue from the man himself

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Unabomber soap

Mad at the Industrial Revolution while on the Web
True & Honest Fan
Feb 17, 2021
Featured on Oct 11, 2021 at 3:49 PM: Southwest Airlines closes online support forum after white nationalists and far right organizations post memes on the Internet.
So because southwest airline employees are refusing to get vaccinated or some shit 4chinz thought it would be funny to raid their forum. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while, it's currently down for "maintenance" though


Edit: thanks for the gold reddit!

Also, trannies, journos, and niggers, fuck off. You will never be human.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Oct 6, 2021 at 5:52 AM: Twitch.tv has been compromised. User data, financial information, source code for Twitch, and information about an unreleased competitor to Steam from Amazon are supposedly included.

Not included in this information is DSP's payouts, because he was kicked off their partner program earlier this year.
It's not in the September 2021 payout, but you can find it in the August 2019-September 2021 payout list.

It's 97956.26.
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Forum Staff
True & Honest Fan
Oct 18, 2019
Featured on Oct 5, 2021 at 1:46 PM: Brianna Wu is helping develop a series about GamerGate. It's been SEVEN YEARS.
“Working with Brianna is a huge score for us. Based in Seattle, one of the country’s meccas for gaming, we’ve been wanting to shed light on this subject matter for a while and are honored that Brianna will be co-writing the series alongside Brad.”


True & Honest Fan
Dec 18, 2018
Featured on Oct 5, 2021 at 12:29 PM: Chantal had a shouting match with her Egyptian boyfriend and she probably has the clap now.
Chantal has "Escaped"

So here's the situation.

If you only watch one Chantal stream this year, watch this one. This bitch is crazy.

Apparently she took Nader to the pharmacy to buy his gonorrhea medication. She gave him her card, then took off and abandoned him there. And cancelled her card. And took his phone. Which is technically her phone anyway. She characterizes this as "tricking" him into going into the store so she could "escape". Because she's "afraid". Did he try to insist he sit in on her therapy appointments? Perhaps. But he definitely made her go on a walk yesterday, and that's pretty much abuse.

She decided today was "shitty boyfriend dumping day" and has come to the insightful conclusion that maybe he wasn't being faithful to her. (But they were just friends. But she decided they couldn't be friends after all. Which is why she's dumping him. Although he was her boyfriend. And he clearly cheated on her, even though she made it clear they were just friends.) Then she randomly mentioned that she was going to try extra pickles on a spicy burger. All the while making sounds like she was "so scared" of him, but also that she was a saint and you shouldn't fuck with YouTubers because they'll spill all your secrets. Because that's normal.

Then it occurs to her that she should probably get an STD test, because it's fine when she fucks random crackheads without a condom, but when other, dirty girls do it, it's unfair because they're passing their diseases onto her. She interrupts this for a moment to wonder if you can get gonorrhea from merely being dirty, but then decides that it's not like a yeast infection and that he must have got it from somewhere and given it to her. "It's so disrespectful to sleep with someone dirty," she huffs. All the while, she's clearing her throat (which has been sore for days). Then she wonders if she needs to go to the ER for this before once again confirming that it has to be from cheating and didn't spontaneously arise. She is baffled, though, that he found the time to cheat on her.

Then the suspected troll account who might be his sidechick (or is at least mimicking that) calls. But she's on her way to her online therapy session with the uncredentialled life-coach "intuitive eating" specialist who is so non-judgmental, guize. (EDIT: Different therapist. Who fired her immediately, lmfao. Check out the very next livestream ten minutes later for details. It's okay, she wanted someone who was "used to dealing with public figures" anyway.)

"I shouldn't talk about this online. The cops are gonna be so mad at me," she gasps as she heaves herself upstairs.

She's just so GLEEFUL through the whole thing, it's horrifying. The BPD is strong in this one. She loves the drama.

But seriously, do yourselves a favor and watch all 20 minutes of this madness unfold. I can't do it justice here.
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True & Honest Fan
Feb 24, 2019
Featured on Oct 4, 2021 at 3:26 PM: Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram were down globally due to a cascade of failures.

Update #3:
Cloudflare has a post about the issue.

Archiving sites are having issues with pulling instagram images/videos.

Update #2:
There has been a confirmed rollback time period unknown, but people are stating at least a few months and banned accounts are now unbanned.

Update #1:
Everything seems to be back up albiet a bit buggy and slow at times.

  • Last Night whistblower causes Facebook stocks to plummet.
  • Facebook urges court to dismiss latest F.T.C. antitrust suit.
  • 4 weeks ago they recruited for new senior engineer for dating and routing paths.
  • Bout Noon EST Facebook, instagram and whatsapp go down.
  • Some Occulus services are also found to be down.
    • Occulus app, website and cloud services.
  • DNS servers are discovered to be withdrawn.
  • Authoritative name server ranges had been BGP withdrawn.
    • In essence, Facebook, Instgram and Whatsapp ceaased to exist.
  • Facebook Intranet is reported down. All there services are piggy backed off this.
    • Supposedly this included inability to get into offices since key cards do not work.
    • Remote services are down.
    • External mail to facebook employees is also down.
  • There is also supposedly 1.5 billion to 5 billion account's info for sale due to a hack.
    • "Data contains users’: name, email, phone number, location, gender, and user ID."
  • Facebook authentication services for 3rd party sites is of course also down.
    • This includes quite a few mobile apps (mainly for casual gaming).

:null: Your reaction images suck. If you cannot communicate without Giphy, post on Twitter instead. If you just want to say "good", then you were beat about 5 times on the first page, so you can assume everyone already agrees with you. Discussion forums generally work better if you have something to actually say.
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Gorilla Channel Executive Producer
Nov 4, 2017
Featured on Oct 3, 2021 at 5:49 PM: Lowtax is doing photoshoots of transgender prostitutes in his home.
I just looked up the McMansion realtor.com listing.

Whatever room is in that house. It has tall windows with a deck railing and a roof with a skylight in view of the windows. The facebook banner photo, has a deck railing and what looks like a roof with a skylight. Given the spacing of the windows too, its very possible that photo was taken in that room.

Holy fuck, you're right. I was going to prove you wrong, but you're almost certainly right. The McMansion was a Tranny hooker's photoshoot location.
You picked the shittiest photos to prove your point. Here, learn from an mspaint master how to prove Nixon shot JFK


Conclusion: Lowtax had a $3000 a pop Tranny hooker in the McMansion. Lowtax fucks trannies.


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True & Honest Fan
Sep 25, 2020
Featured on Oct 3, 2021 at 8:58 AM: Community: Users want to do a forum-themed Inktober event.
Inktober is a drawing challenge where artists are given one prompt a day to explore for the entire month of October. Kiwitober is for artists of all mediums: pen and paper, digital, poetry, short stories, claymation, whatever you do, post it here.

The prompts are released early for the artists to plan out the month. @Pumpkinsplice made one for BP last year but with the advent of our new background, I thought it would be fun to extend the challenge site-wide to include as many artists as possible. For our international friends, feel free to submit prompts in your time zone. You don't have to be an artist to participate; there are different mediums and all are accepted. Write, act, sing, draw, whatever!

The only rules for Kiwitober are as follows:
1. Please label your submission with the prompt for that day
2. Avoid powerleveling or ousting yourself by posting Kiwitober art on your social media (or do, I don't care)
3. Please keep prompts in order as best you can; you can skip prompts that don't interest you
4. Do your best to post the day's prompt on that day but if you forget or are lazy, you can post multiple pieces in one post

This Year's Prompts:

Have fun and happy Hallow33n!
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May 18, 2018
Featured on Oct 1, 2021 at 7:30 AM: KarateJoe, Chantal's top simp, is probably Joseph Wendt: a convicted child sex offender.
Oh are you kiwi's in for a fucking full course meal today. This month has been filled with nothing but quaint, delightful occurrences. From our repugnant ogress eating over 4500 calories in lokmas, Cherish Louise-Guevara Campbell's incessant REEEEing over her dox, and Nader Elshamy's Youtube career taking off, it's been one hell of a ride.
Meet KarateJoe – or, as Wisconsin’s Sex Offender Registry lists him as, Joseph Lee Wendt. Perhaps the most infamous and shadowy figure in the Chantalverse's history is her lead moderator Karate Joe. Known for his obsessive and vigorous support of Chantal, even going as far as moderating her livestream chats at the most ungodly of hours and immediately shutting down all criticism directed at his corpulent goddess, Karate Joe has built himself an overwhelmingly negative reputation while alienating hundreds, if not thousands, of potential Chantal fans.
To refresh your memory on the kind of creep we are dealing with:
The relationship Joe and Chantal share is a puzzling one. Their relationship resembles that between an overprotective father and his troubled daughter, but at the same time, a fetishistic one with Joe being jokingly perceived as a feeder fetishist. What if I told you that feederism is not even close to Joe's most horrific and repulsive sexual proclivity?

Unmasking the clearly developmentally and emotionally stunted moron has long been a tantalizing goal for veteran Chantal watchers. There have been multiple failed attempts at revealing Joe’s identity in the past. If there is one thing that Joe excels at, other than having the fastest trigger finger for deleting comments in the West, it is operational security or OPSEC: he does an excellent job at concealing his personal information, but fortunately for us, not excellent enough. How does one dox the un-doxable? Tools that allow one to view a given YouTube account’s full comment history are a wonderful start.

Our journey begins many years ago in a comment section on a channel belonging to Ken Domik, a popular YouTube food reviewer/mukbanger, in which Karate Joe has expressed multiple times that he wanted Ken to visit his home state of Wisconsin to try their cheese curds. Additionally, Joe mused about wanting to send Ken cheese curds to sample. From this, we can glean that Joe is from Wisconsin.
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Next, we found another comment responding to Joe in the year 2017, referring to him as “Joe Wendt” instead of “Karatejoe”. From here, we hypothesize that “Joe Wendt” was Joe’s previous YouTube username prior to changing it to the moniker we all know and ridicule.
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For those following at home, so far, we know there is a Joe Wendt residing in the state of Wisconsin that operates the Karatejoe YouTube account. Needing more than just a name and a possible state of residence, we return to our handy-dandy YouTube comment filter to dig for further leads. Our next lead was found in the comment section of YouTuber Ashley Sprankles, another YouTube food reviewer/mukbanger, in which Joe states on April 17th, 2017, that his birthday is “the next Thursday after this week’s” which places his birthday on April 27th.
From here, we have a possible first and last name, state of residence, and birthday.

Through consulting Beauty Parlor chat with what we had gleaned so far, Kiwi Farms user @Rotogravure performed a search of the state of Wisconsin’s criminal record database and found the mugshot of a decrepit, haggard, and deranged obese man with a scraggly beard and birthday matching the one Joe had stated earlier. The mugshot belonged to a certain Joseph Lee Wendt, born April 27th, 1978 being booked for the crime of second-degree sexual assault of a child.

Under Wisconsin state law, second-degree sexual assault of a child can be defined as “whoever has sexual contact or sexual intercourse with a person who has not attained the age of 16 years.” Convicted on 11/08/1999, Joe was 21 years of age. On 11/08/1999, Joseph Lee Wendt pled guilty to this charge and served five years of probation. From here, we have a possible first and last name, state of residence, and a now-complete date of birth.
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Using PeopleSearch, we learned that Joseph Lee Wendt resides in Janesville, Wisconsin with two individuals with the names Jacqueline R. Wendt and Alice M. Washington. How do these facts connect the child-raping Joseph Lee Wendt to the Joe Wendt that owns and operates the Karatejoe YouTube account? We were able to find a Facebook profile of Wisconsinite Jackie Wendt but were unsure of her connection to Joe. Digging through the archive once more, we find Karatejoe posting a comment that states his mother has retired from working at Walmart for 17 years. Guess what Wisconsinite Jackie Wendt’s Facebook introduction states? It states, “Retired Walmart associate of 17 years.”
This is the comment Joe made underneath Ken Domik's video.
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And this is Jacqueline's Facebook bio. Coincidence? I think not!

These facts establish a familial connection, but we are not finished yet. There is little to be found on Jackie Wendt’s barren Facebook profile, apart from this facebook status made in 2017.
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Fortunately for us, the Wendt family tree does not end there. As one can imagine, finding photos of a psychotic child-raping son are hard to come across on the family Facebook, but serendipitously, one of Joe’s relatives, April Wendt posted a photo in 2015 of a birthday cake smeared with frosting that crudely spelled “JOE.” In a second photo, there is a photo of a man preparing to blow out the candles on the same cake.

Are you ready? Feast your eyes on this!
Do you know this man? If so, call CRIMESTOPPERS. Special shoutout to @Hamberlard Raid for eloquently writing up Joe's dox, you are a marvellous work of art. ❤️

Joseph Lee "Karatejoe" Wendt
April 27 1978
812 Oriole Lanes, Janesville, WI 53546-2910

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I am here for your soul. And a ham. And pie.
Feb 4, 2013
Featured on Sep 28, 2021 at 9:08 PM: A Something Awful member has been arrested for shooting an anti-vax protester.
SA member arrested for shooting up protest:

Varela is a member of the forums at website Something Awful using the screen name "Doorknob Slobber." He has a long history of making extremist posts and has been suspended repeatedly by the moderators. In a 2017 thread discussing Antifa’s organizational structure, Varela wrote, "I think it has something to do with … remaining decentralized in an effort to create cells instead of an organization structure that is easily targeted by law enforcement and other fascists."

Guilt by association is good enough for the Farms, so it's good enough for SA.

White Girl

Cookie Monster Pjs and Smokes LET'S GO!!
Jan 30, 2021
Featured on Sep 25, 2021 at 8:28 AM: Corpse_Husband has (probably) been doxed.
@Null We good now? Lemme know
Many thanks to @mommy for the caps!!!
Name: Anthony "Blue" Gamboa
Born: August/8/1997
Residence: 32021 Campanula Way, Unit 13304 Temecula CA 92592

Prior to searching all we knew of his approximate location was two things:
  • He lives in California
  • His family is originally from San Diego.
The way Anthony was tracked down was through methods of combing through places Anthony has noted on social media. The screenshot provided has archived snapchats from 2016, this was when Pokemon GO was super popular and our little NEET was going outside. As you can see the EMWD sign was noted and a quick google search comes up as "Eastern Municipal Water District" which provides water to the Riverside County. Riverside County is where Anthony currently resides in Temecula, California. One thing about cows especially those that live in the city they always go to places that are in their area note the blue basket from Wal-mart and the obsession with Jamba Juice. Both places are minutes away from the apartment complex. As time goes on more things come to light and thanks to @lolwatagain they've found the EXACT park from Anthony's Pokemon GO! snap. Like all of the other locations this is merely a 20 minute walk from his apartment complex

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The next step is to confirm the apartment building Anthony resides in which is a bit more tricky considering you have to look at blue prints and listings. Thankfully we have more footage from Anthony's apartment provided by his friend Boyinaband when he was over. Rather than filming against an empty wall they decided to film in his bedroom. The kitchen shots are also from Anthony's tard rage towards tin foil video which also came in handy. His friend even got a nice photoshoot done by the pool where you can see the arched door matching perfectly to the one found at "Vineyards at Paseo Del Sol"
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The last step is to figure out the tenants who reside at Vineyards at Paseo Del Sol. Which has to be done with a fine toothed comb. After some research Anthony Gamboa was found with a GASP! Matching address and a list of relatives including a step-dad.
I have it archived right here:
Where does San Diego come into all this? We've got his mom's past addresses and there you go confirmed for SanDiego.
archived here:
Corpse will only let out a few details of his life. Prior to the dox this is what we knew about him:
  • He has curly hair and straightened it as a teen
  • He was a "Sponsored Parkour Athlete"
  • He has a younger sister
  • His parents are split
We'll start with his grandma's Facebook account and like in true boomer fashion they have everything on the table. (The family list is very important)


Bio-Dad wishing his son a Happy Birthday who just so happens to share the same 24th birthday as Corpse.

Some family photos of Anthony found from Grandma's facebook.

Anthony's uncle (pictured with grandma) just so happened to follow Corpse.

His sister, Ariana is a "professional twitch streamer".

His former Parkour coach was found via Linkdin and Youtube. Anthony is mentioned in the video's description and Facebook post.:

Thanks to our friends on Kiwi Farms we have more photos and Parkour pics to enjoy!!
We also have a new video of his parkour days. (No stunts but is there)

Still not convinced? Here’s a body comparison.
Here's Anthony doing his SICK PARKOUR!!!
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Sep 24, 2021 at 4:57 PM: Chris has written me a letter from prison, comparing me to Judas and himself Christ.

I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua "NULL" Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.

Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from Andy Warhol, my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible, Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of "Physical" evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ->

... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period. Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Months (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. [Picture of a Crucifix with a Heart over the intersection, a horse shoe under it facing up, and two lightning bolts beside each arm pointing toward the bottom of the cross.] Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul Malachi 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. -> ②

Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).

Friday the 30th: Forced out of my home and Temple; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket money, and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, Patreon was not due for a payout until Sunday and SSI was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. Harriet and Tom Ashby caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. The Van was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little food and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I was going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went Straight to Barbie Chan's bank account. I WOULD have paid the ramining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to Overdrama and FAIL Your Worldwide Test of Faith upon me. ->

*sigh* And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,
"Why and What the hell?" Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all aprties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.

I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your dreams and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.

Chris Chan Sonichu
the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.


Yung Anonymous
True & Honest Fan
Jun 30, 2021
Featured on Sep 20, 2021 at 4:45 PM: YouTuber Brian Laundrie vanishes after body of his fiancé turns up in a Wyoming national park.

Body Found in Wyoming Park Gabby ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito (A)​

Local archive of article:
Law enforcement officials said that the body found in Wyoming on Sunday is "consistent with the description" of Gabby Petito.
The coroner for Teton County — where the search is being conducted — told NBC News that a body had been found in the Bridger-Teton National Forest. At a press conference, an FBI official said that a cause of death has not yet been determined.
Police continued searching a vast Florida wildlife reserve on Saturday for 23-year-old Brian Laundrie, a person of interest in the disappearance of his girlfriend, Gabrielle “Gabby” Petito, while across the country the FBI hunted for clues about the missing woman in a mountainous national park in Wyoming.
More than 50 North Port police officers, FBI agents and members of other law enforcement agencies started their search up again Sunday morning at the 24,000-acre Carlton Reserve in the Sarasota, Florida area of the Gulf Coast. Authorities used drones, scent-sniffing dogs and all-terrain vehicles in the reserve, which has more than 100 miles of trails, as well as campgrounds. Investigators took some of his clothing from his parents' home Friday night to provide a scent for the search dogs.


"His family says they believe he entered the area earlier this week," North Port Police tweeted Saturday.
Investigators in Florida were hopeful Laundrie was somewhere in the wildlife reserve. Depending on his skills, he could survive out in the reserve for some time, said police spokesperson Josh Taylor at a news conference.
"Certainly, we prepare for all different possibilities, but you know, our goal is to locate him and bring him back to North Port," Taylor said.
Laundrie's family earlier told officers that they haven't seen him since Tuesday. Police said the conversation Friday evening was the first time they'd spoken with the Laundries in detail about the case, and that the meeting came at the family's request. An attorney for the family called FBI investigators and said they wanted to talk about Laundrie's disappearance, police said.
Investigators were trying to verify the story told by Laundrie's family members that they believe the reserve is where he went with only a backpack, Taylor said. One mystery is how Laundrie got to the reserve. Family members told investigators he took his car, but the vehicle was found back at his family's home, not at the reserve.

The North Port Police Department said that they are now treating the investigation as two missing persons cases, adding that they "understand the community's frustration, we are frustrated too." The department also noted that "while Brian is a person of interest in Gabby's disappearance, he is not wanted for a crime."
Laundrie is 5'8'' with brown eyes, short brown hair and trimmed facial hair, and was last seen wearing a hiking bag with a waist strap.
In a statement released late Friday night, Petito's family was not exactly sympathetic to Brian or the Laundrie family.
"All of Gabby's family want the world to know that Brian is not missing, he is hiding. Gabby is missing," the statement read.
Meanwhile, the FBI in Denver said Saturday that agents were conducting ground surveys at Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming, with help from the National Park Service and local law enforcement agencies, seeking clues to Petito's disappearance. Her last known contact with family members was from the national park known for its mountainous terrain.
Late Saturday night, the FBI said it was concentrating on an area of the park known as the Spread Creek Dispersed Camping Area, and was seeking information from anyone who stayed there between Aug. 27-30 and may have seen Petito, her partner or their van.


The parents of Petito had their first inkling something may be off after receiving a text message from her in late August, the last communication they have had with her — or at least her phone.
According to an attorney for the Petito family, the 22-year-old said in a text to her mother "no service in Yosemite." That raised eyebrows because the last time they spoke to her, Petito and her fiancé Laundrie were on their way to Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming — some 800 miles from the California park mentioned in the text.
Petito's mother, Nicole Schmidt, received that text on Aug. 30, and she still doesn't know for sure who texted it. But now her husband, Jim Schmidt, is helping lead the search in Wyoming for the missing Long Island woman, who disappeared during a cross-country road trip with Laundrie. For days he's been handing out posters throughout the area near Grand Teton National Park. It was at some point during the couple's travels through that area when Petito vanished, her family believes.
"We’re just asking that anybody who has been to this area, visited, taken pictures, videos, whatever it may be — to go back and look at those and take a look, see if there’s anything that may be in there that could help us, help the police do what they have to do to find Gabby," Schmidt pleaded.

Earlier, the North Port Police said in a statement that they understood the community's frustration over the lack of progress in finding the missing woman.
“We are frustrated too," the statement said. “For six days, the North Port Police Department and the FBI have been pleading with the family to contact investigators regarding Brian's fiance, Gabby Petito. Friday is the first time they have spoken to investigators in detail."
Laundrie has been identified as a person of interest in the case.
“It is important to note that while Brian is a person of interest in Gabby's disappearance, he is not wanted for a crime,” North Port police said in Friday's statement. It added that the investigation is now a “multiple missing person” case.

At least one person, a woman on TikTok, claimed that she and her boyfriend picked up Laundrie as he was hitchhiking in Grand Teton National Park on Aug. 29. In a series of videos, Miranda Baker said Laundrie stopped the couple in Colter Bay around 5:30 p.m. asking for a ride to Jackson, which she and her boyfriend agreed to give him. Baker said that Laundrie then offered them $200 for the short trip.
Once in the car, Laundrie told the couple that he had been camping for multiple days without his fiancée and that she was working on their social media page back at the van.
Shortly after, Laundrie "freaked out" when they said they were heading to Jackson Hole (which is the same place as Jackson), and had the couple pull over at Jackson Dam. Baker said he "hurried out of the car" at 6:09 p.m., telling them he would find another ride.
Baker also noted that for someone who said they had been camping for days, "he didn't look dirty, he didn't smell dirty, so that part was kind of weird." She also said she and her boyfriend did not see him with a phone, nor with any other normal camping equipment, like food and supplies. Laundrie told them he only brought a tarp to sleep on.
North Port Police confirmed that they have spoken with Baker, and are investigating her claims.

Laundrie's attorney, Steven Bertolino, said the family is hoping for Petito's safe return. Earlier in the week, police labeled Brian Laundrie a person of interest in the case, a label that Bertolino shook off as nothing more than procedure.
Petito and Laundrie were childhood sweethearts in Suffolk County but moved from Blue Point, New York, in 2019 to live with his parents in North Port, which is about 34 miles south of Sarasota. The couple’s trek in the Fort Transit van began in July from Long Island. They intended to reach Oregon by the end of October according to their social media accounts, but Petito vanished after her last known contact with family in late August from Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming, authorities said.
Police video released by the Moab Police Department in Utah showed that an officer pulled the van over on Aug. 12 after it was seen speeding and hitting a curb near the entrance to Arches National Park. The body cam video showed an emotional Petito, who sat inside a police cruiser while officers also questioned Laundrie.
Ultimately Moab police decided not file any charges and instead separated the couple for the night, with Laundrie checking into a motel and Petito remaining with the converted sleeper van.
Petito is white, 5-foot-5 and about 110 pounds, with blonde hair and blue eyes, police said. She has several tattoos including one on a forearm that reads, “let it be.”

Note: Article originally had typo as seen by archive. Updated thread title to new and proper one without typo, link remains with typo for posterity .
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Mr. Brown

Jan 9, 2019
Featured on Sep 19, 2021 at 12:39 PM: DarkSydePhil's spending habits have been graphed using financial data obtained by a hacker.
Ok I've been through the spending data earlier in the thread and the table format is interesting for detail but for visual people who want to see where phils money is going I've made a pie chart.

I've genuinely tried to be as "fair" as possible but with the lack of details on most of the paypal payments I've lumped them all in as WWE champions. I think that's a pretty safe bet as most of the amounts are the exact same as apple payments which are almost certainly mobile game spending.

I've tried to label his business expenses and anything I'm unsure of I've labelled unknown. I've done my best trying to label stuff but as a Britbong I'm not 100% certain on what some of these companies are. His AT&T bill could be a mobile phone or an internet line for example... But I think I've made a safe and fair bet in most cases. Feel free to check the CSV file for the data I've labelled. In the grand scheme of things if I've mislabelled $100 here and there it's not going to change much.

Some of the insurance payments he makes could be car insurance or home insurance, I've just put those down as household expenses. His car payments also includes stuff like maintenance where it was obvious.


It's easy to look at this and say "well he only spent 3% of his income on alcohol"... But that's $1062 in 3 months.

The cult members are going to say "well he only spends 6% on eating out..." but that's $1000 per month. That's fucking unbelievable.

His biggest expense is gotcha gaming, that's $8225.62. Thing of the honey moon kat could have had with that.

Banking Fees
Business Expenses
Car Payments
Condo Dues
Eating Out
Household Expenses
Internet Bills
Phone Bills
Utility Bills
WWE Champions

Total spend: $38,872

It's worth noting that those tax payments are from previous years he didn't pay taxes. He's not paid anything this year and he's not saved anything... He's going to eventually fuck himself big style.


Some interesting things I found were below:

Remember when his flat tyre was a big deal that could cost him hundreds of dollars....
Firestone Bridgestone

Phil also had multiple banking fees for going overdrawn on his account. How you make $10k a month and go overdrawn is unreal.

The biggest conclusion is what we already knew, Phil makes more than enough to live like royalty but pisses it away really stupidly. He's spent over $6000 on food, no one needs to do this, this is ridiculous. How the fuck are they eating out so much but still spending $4k on groceries to eat at home...

$8k on mobile gaming, what the actual fuck.

This is a man who doesn't even need to downsize his home, his mortgage of $1800 + $400/month for utilities is pretty good really. I was expecting that to be more but how does he spend this much on food... Either Kat is now 400lbs or he's secretly started a soup kitchen where he tells homeless people how trolls keep trying to kill him.
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The Great Citracett

Ze wieners and beans! Montréal style!
True & Honest Fan
Feb 27, 2015
Featured on Sep 16, 2021 at 2:47 PM: Russell Greer has been blacklisted by an English 'escort' service named "@WhoreBitter".

Looks like someone from London is spreading the word about him. Must be them dang dirty kiwis! Also still pretending that troon actually killed himself.

Now, he presents no evidence regarding this troll, or any harassment. We just need to take his word for it. Looks like some radfem or something?

We need to nuke US internet protection to stop this English troll!

A disclaimer for those who are allowed to follow the twitter account.



Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Sep 16, 2021 at 6:40 AM: Silver Update: First orders are now in shipping, but if you cancelled an order (duplicate orders, cancelled because of Barb) you may get coins you did not pay for due to a 3PL error.
The 3PL started sending out tracking numbers but I'm deeply concerned. I emailed the 3PL weeks ago that there were issues with the order syncing. I saw a lot of orders not get updated after refunds and I've now confirmed that people who double/triple/quadruple ordered and had to cancel the extras are getting multiple tracking orders. On my back end, it does look like the 3PL's system did not ever change the status of these orders.

I'm extremely frustrated and I'm hoping they have an answer. It looks like they've already put them in the mail despite me explicitly asking them to cancel outbound orders until they could delete all pending orders and re-import them fresh from a list I generated for them. I told them this multiple times but it doesn't look like they did anything.

I'll need to actually figure out how much waste they've created. If you're receiving duplicate coins or coins for something you asked for a refund for after the recent drama, I don't know what to tell you at the moment. I'm also not sure how this holds up for the last orders which there will not be inventory for. I'm hoping they can do something to make this right but I'm also considering what my legal options are.

Edit: I've finally put in touch with someone who can do more than forward me template emails and they're looking into it. They're going to give me free return labels but it'll be up to the honor system to get people to return them. I'm not sure what to expect with people who have moved altogether. Stay tuned. Everyone is going to get their shit if it kills me.

Please DO NOT email me asking for the status of your order.
If your order has shipped, you will get an email.
Only about 25% of coins are produced and in the warehouse.
25% of the coins are in transit to the warehouse. 50% of the coins are not even made yet.
Shipments are being made in an arbitrary order. This was not my decision.

Please do not email me asking for a status on your order on suspicion it has been missed until after they have all gone out. There are not enough coins made yet to fulfill all of them. Many are still weeks out.
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les mauvais choix font les bonnes histoires
True & Honest Fan
Jul 25, 2020
Featured on Sep 15, 2021 at 7:29 PM: Baked Alaska is on trial live for the macing of a bouncer a few months back.

M-751-CR-2020016964 9/15/2021 1:30 PM 4 Bench Trial GIONET ANTHIME JOSEPH ZACH THORNLEY
Brought to you by our resident baked alog @IncelArmy

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Mar 23, 2021
Featured on Sep 14, 2021 at 11:19 AM: Bashur has died from COVID
People are saying he's really dead this time in his discord?

yeah this is from his mods/adminE_NDrSFWYAE8dpR.png
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i dont have a facebook so could someone who does confirm this
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Mar 6, 2021
Featured on Sep 14, 2021 at 10:42 AM: PPP and his roommate Surfer part ways.

the kayfabe is so strong that he's staring into the camera for the majority of the fight

Surfer is CONFIRMED PPP's Father :agree:

Surfer DOES clean his poopy from the toilet seat :agree:

whats wrong buddy? can't handle a little felt?
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Chatspiracy Theorist

Chucklefuck extraordinaire
Apr 3, 2021
Featured on Sep 1, 2021 at 9:31 PM: Government info on overseas deaths of U.S. citizens reveals no Americans died in Japan in June 2021, meaning byuu is still alive.

we got an update
cant archive, but nothing for late june 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 30, 2021 at 3:55 PM: Melinda Scott's sixth lawsuit was dismissed with prejudice.

Dismissed with prejudice. If she pursues again in another jurisdiction I will press for attorney's fees and I'll hire Ethan Ralph to be my debt collector.

The last known filing was in March.
Why hasn't a judgement been made or the case been dismissed?
Isn't there a time limit?
Federal judges operate on their own time and there is damn near nothing that can be done about it.
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True & Honest Fan
Nov 25, 2017
Featured on Aug 30, 2021 at 12:03 AM: Reddit moderators are currently engaged in civil war in an attempt to force admins to ban r/NoNewNormal, an anti-lockdown board.

As leaked here, and in response to the leaks, on top of getting nipped in the bud by an admin, Reddit jannies have now turned on each other, censoring, deleting, and banning their posts.

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In the meantime, they toss around the idea of shutting down entire Reddit boards to finally sway the admin that told them to stop freaking out, comparing it a "march" since actual walking is too physically strenuous for a Reddit janny. They attack anyone who says this idea is stupid.

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On top of just attacking anyone who says this whole thing is stupid.


They also pretend that they don't care about these screencaps getting leaked...


...While complaining about these screencaps getting leaked.


Full background:

This all began when Reddit mods spammed an anti-anti-vax copypasta in every popular Reddit, including porn Reddits like "hypnosis porn" and "women bending over" (NSFW for both).


When asked to stop, mods responded saying just to "ignore" a stickied post at the top of every popular Reddit.


It was later discovered that this effective spamming was coordinated by Reddit mods in a Discord specifically for Reddit mods.


A Reddit admin stepped in and deleted the mods' hysteria, spurring the mods to call the admins "dictators" and "tyrants" because they won't let them censor and ban people who disagree with them on their spam messages.

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This inspired the mods to begin writing to congress and workshop starting a union for Reddit jannies.

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They soon realized they were getting their Discord chats leaked, as shared by Cateloaf, spurring its own meltdown.

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This inspired the people over at rdrama to archive their entire Discord server. Despite being fully aware they are getting their chats leaked, they decide to openly discuss how they're going to try to remove any Reddit that they don't agree with, including conservative Reddits, as shared by The Stinky Skink.


And remember, everyone, Reddit jannies hate being called "jannies." They just disguise how it makes them feel bad by calling it "transphobic," which makes as much sense as it sounds. So please don't call them that.

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Vivere Militare Est.
Jan 22, 2018
Featured on Aug 26, 2021 at 2:19 PM: Ethan Moon has tragically committed suicide over Australian COVID-19 lockdowns in viral Facebook post.
Okay, which one of you jokers did this?!

(archive: https://archive.md/XceaZ)


(archive: https://archive.md/YlBwd)





I was just perusing r/nonewnormal, seeing as it's been (quite curiously) quarantined but not banned yet, checking out what the boomers are up to... lo and behold, I see papa Nool on the frontpage.

EDIT: Thx @Cliff Booth for the plebbit archive link.
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True & Honest Fan
Nov 14, 2018
Featured on Aug 25, 2021 at 11:36 AM: @TheReplySeeker, a Twitter gimmick account celebrity (???), was outed for creeping on a 13-year-old.
@Replyseeker has been outed as a pedophile


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My views do not reflect the Kiwi Farms in any way.
Person of Interest
Aug 28, 2018
Featured on Aug 23, 2021 at 3:24 PM: Virginia prosecutors have elected to continue pursuing 'dissemination of images' charges against Ethan Ralph.
Well ladies and guntlemen, I bring great news. Despite Ralph claiming there were "no special circumstances" listed on page 1 of like 3 of the dispensation paperwork, and despite claiming the case wasn't nolle prosequi'd but rather was dismissed outright, I can now confirm to you lovely people that indieed, Ethan Ralph's charges for revenge porn for releasing the sex tape of Faith have been reinstated. His arraignment was held 13 August 2021, his next court date is 10 September.

EDIT: I've posted in the hopes that people stop asking if it's because of the pictures of the baby showing up on /cow/. Read it here.

EDIT 2: If you're in the Richmond area on September 10, you can go to the court to observe his arraignment as well as buy copies of the paperwork. I've listed the information here.
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Gunt Game - Now showing on Guntflix
True & Honest Fan
Nov 7, 2018
Featured on Aug 22, 2021 at 3:38 AM: Ethan Ralph threatens to sue the forum after his streaming service is compromised and names, emails, and addresses are leaked.
Tweet | Archive

Tweet | Archive

Tweet | Archive

Tweet | Archive

Let the lolsuit begin!!!

For those unaware, Killstream.TV's Database was breached and leaked to a Pastebin.
The data (Full Name, IP Address, Phone Number, Email Address) was extracted and is available in this post.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 16, 2021 at 10:26 AM: Forum has experienced a 23 hour rollback.

1. Server starts acting gay at around 11am UTC+0.
2. Decide to try and upgrade the MySQL server to see if that would resolve the suspected error.
3. Upgrade goes awry. Hot copy is somehow damaged.
4. Clone and import living archive on second device I've been setting up.
5. Living archive hasn't been active since the 10th.
6. Last backup was generated at 12pm UTC+0 the day prior.

Literally the worst case scenario barring the backups not running at all: 23 hours of data loss.

Edit: looks like the upgrade actually fixed the original issue lol
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Apr 12, 2013
Featured on Aug 14, 2021 at 7:33 AM: br*Tish "person" (incel) kills people.


(This is a copy of the article not visible to search engines for SEO purposes)
(Edit 2: Null added the private tags, stop undoing them)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
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Apteryx Owenii

Happy to no longer have CWC-related username
True & Honest Fan
Nov 11, 2016
Featured on Aug 12, 2021 at 8:48 AM: Russell Greer has filed a motion in his lawsuit for the first time since May.
I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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Dark Mirror Hole

I don't use this site anymore
Feb 3, 2013
Featured on Aug 11, 2021 at 2:58 PM: Remembering Terry A. Davis - RIP August 11th, 2018.
(Old OP was shit, and was replaced with the much better version provided by @CIA Nigger )
Recently MisterMetokur made a video on
Terry A Davis and due to this I decided to quit lurking and make a better introduction post for this thread.

Terry A Davis is a somewhat infamous figure in various programming communities and tech imageboards such as 4chan’s /g/. He is a 48 year old jobless, schizophrenic programmer most notable for creating his own operating system, TempleOS, a bizarre 64 bit operating system designed to both bring back Commodore 64 style programming, and for talking to God.

He lives with his parents and his income consists of :tugboat: checks, which he spends on Shasta (a cheap dollar store soda), microwave food, and sometimes parts for his computer, which features a 24 thread Xeon with 128GB of RAM. He lives 48 hour days, staying awake for 32 hours and sleeping 16 hours a day. In the years since he discovered the internet, Terry has lived an interesting life coding, arguing with naysayers online, and running over CIA niggers with his car while battling CIA child sex agents.

TempleOS itself

Terry is a man with a mission from God himself, to build his third temple as a computer operating system known as TempleOS, and to spread the word about it.

TempleOS is somewhat unique, even among hobbyist operating systems. It’s not based on another operating system from the past, nor does it follow modern operating system design conventions. However what has brought TempleOS attention outside the programming community is how it feels like an operating system designed by some creepy old fundamentalist Christian.

Terry’s goal for TempleOS was to be both an operating system that was a throwback to the Commodore 64 days of programming and as the temple for God himself. TempleOS features all code running in Ring 0 (in other words directly on the hardware itself), 640x480 video resolution with only beeper support (because that’s what God told Terry), and support for only basic PC features such as IDE and PS/2, not USB or SATA. It’s also only a few megabytes big and features a compiler written by Terry himself.

It also features some unique features such as the ability to paste in bible verses along with a copy of the complete bible, a modified version of ASCII with the ability to post links, graphics (in 2d or 3d), and trees, a dialect of C called HolyC that is interpreted, his own file system called RedSea, and it’s random number generator that would pull random words from a dictionary. Terry uses this random generator to talk to his God, who “speaks” to him with random words.

If anything, TempleOS is a half-decent experimental OS. Sure it’s definitely not usable for day to day usage, and the 640x480 screen resolution does not help it one bit, but it does feature unique features such as a C interpreter or how it handles ASCII.

While his operating system might be what got him attention, the rabbit hole runs much, much deeper. See, Terry A Davis has a long history of posting over the top ramblings to the internet dating back to the mid 2000s, and he continues this to this day.

Terry’s Internet Postings

Terry is perhaps even more famous for his internet postings on tech websites such as HackerNews or social media than he is his operating system. They’re famous for featuring several common themes, including shamelessly promoting his own operating system, threats towards the CIA, declaring that him and God have higher power over the government, bragging about his experience working with TicketMaster, random output from his random word generator that he calls “words from God”, and last but not least, over the top racism. Just about every single detractor he will call a “nigger”, and he has special hatred for CIA niggers, MIT niggers, and “nigger cattle”.

He also likes to blame the CIA whenever he runs into computer problems, either when he runs into problems with software, or when hardware fails

This doesn’t just happen in comment sections however, as he has his own personal website. While his website focuses on programming for the most part, on his website he does have quite a few insane ramblings and demands for computer companies.

Terry’s own guidelines for the OS declare the OS “God’s official temple”, while also banning third party libraries, multimedia, death screams, hooks for future changes, and versions for non AMD64 computers. Other pages in his site also specifically ban gore and sex from TempleOS, and involve him ranting about the CIA.

Terry also has a list of demands for hardware and software companies including TempleOS in the ROM of every computer, ditching Secure Boot to allow TempleOS to dual boot, and support for Terry’s own RedSea file system in Windows and Linux, which he plans to make them carry out via talking with God himself.

Terry has also come up with his own idea for a computer, called the “Standard TempleOS PC”, that does away with USB in favor of serial, only displays 640x480 with 16 colors and 4k, costs $8k, is cryogenically-cooled, and will sell 400 million units and will pay off the national debt with the profit from it.

Terry the YouTuber
Just like many Skitzocows, Terry uploads videos to YouTube all the time.

Initially he used his channel to upload videos either talking about his OS or criticizing companies like Intel, however in March 2016 he discovered how to YouTube stream. His streams for the most part sucked, with long periods of silence, programming, and staring at his computer screen like he was Doomguy mixed in between him watching copyrighted YouTube videos (that resulted in many stream recordings being pulled) and some crazy moments, such as prank callers and him going on over the top rants on stream.

A few months ago he got his streaming ability revoked on multiple YouTube accounts (and I think Hitbox as well) thanks to weens emailing him pornographic images that he would open up on stream. While people initially complained, this might have been a blessing in disguise as he’s decided to start vlogging now, filming his exploits in the Las Vegas neighborhood he lives in, walking around rambling to himself and sometimes with passerbys reacting. For example when someone in a truck asked him why he was filming and that time he greeted an African American man walking past him with “hey nigger”

He’s also uploaded videos interviewing his dad, eating, and showing off his room, giving more insight into his life. He’s also been lusting over a girl on YouTube with 640k subscribers, Physics Girl AKA Dianna Cowern, which has led trolls to make fake email accounts posing as her to try to catfish him.

Recently he’s also started doing cover versions of songs as well, featuring him banging the table with his fists and sometimes singing.

While Terry might seem like an elaborate troll or performance artist based on the content of his posts, he’s genuine, and his life is an interesting (and somewhat depressing) story.

Life before TempleOS, 1969-2003

Terry A Davis was born in December 1969. His dad was an industrial engineer who worked on US Navy aircraft. He ended up getting into the gifted class at elementary school and learning coding, first on an Apple II and later on a Commodore 64, and continued to program throughout high school.

Later on he claimed during this time period his brother put his dick in a vacuum, another brother got him high on gas fumes and they sucked each other’s dicks, he stuck his crotch in the hot tub drain because it “kind of sucked”, and he tried to get his dog to lick his nuts.

In 1990 as an undergraduate he got a job at Ticketmaster writing operating systems for the VAX computer until 1996, an experience he brings up a lot when talking about his OS. He graduated from Arizona State University in 1994. At some point he ended up becoming an atheist after being born Catholic. However in 1996, that’s when he really started to lose it.

That’s when he started to “see” strange people following him around in suits monitoring him, and connected it to crazy ideas he had that he believed the government would want him dead for. He left town in his car, driving to the middle of nowhere and believing god was talking to him through the radio as he ended up in Marfa Texas, where he ditched his car his parents gave him, tore off all the side panels looking for tracking devices, and threw the keys in a desert. After being taken into police custody he broke his collarbone jumping out of the police car.

After hearing about artifacts in his X-Ray scans, he thought that aliens were planting artifacts inside him and he escaped, trying to steal a pickup truck. In jail he tried to break out by sticking his glasses in the electrical socket to trip the breaker, only to find out his frames weren’t conductive. He ended up in a mental hospital, refusing to eat the food thinking it was drugged and smashing windows.

He donated all his belongings after being released in an attempt to emulate Jesus (who he had by now started to worship again), and lived at first in his car driving nowhere, and later on the streets.

By July 1996, his mental state recovered enough to focus on other endeavors. He lived on credit cards for the next year, trying to build his own early 3d printer like device, a 3 axis stepper motor driven milling machine, giving up on the idea after his apartment nearly got set on fire by an errant Dremel tool.

From 1997-1999, he worked with Xytec Corp. making FPGA based image processing equipment, from 2000-2001 he wrote a Windows physics simulator called SimStructure which he claims “back in 2000 was impressive but now they have Grand Theft Auto and stuff”. His last job was working at Graphic Technologies from 2001-2002 making replacement chips for refilling “chipped” toner cartridges.

At some time during this he moved in with his parents, as he tried to write a sequel to George Orwell’s 1984 that he never finished. He also claims to have jerked off to fantasies of his niece Lani, played tag with a 7 year old who reached for his crotch, and fantasized about leading a catholic army of Mexicans and Brazilians, which he thinks was dumb because they’re “niggers”.

However, perhaps his boldest claim from this time period of his life was his run in with the “CIA Niggers”. On September 9th, 1999, he claimed to have run over a CIA nigger with his car and then licking the windshield after he was killed, scoring one for the good guys. This “incident” in particular would become somewhat of a meme among communities following him.

The early days of TempleOS, 2003-2013

In 2003, with the first 64 bit x86 compatible CPUs hitting the market, Terry saw it as the next big thing to change computers. He quickly dusted off some old code from his Ticketmaster days and went to work on his life’s work, TempleOS. Terry initially used quite a few different names for it including the J Operating System, SparrowOS, and LoseThos.

As Terry developed this OS however, he started to gain some unwanted attention from numerous forums he posted to, as he became famous for shamelessly promoting his OS and making the same kind of insane rambling posts about every single topic that he's famous for. At least once he edited his website and filled it with rants about the CIA and talked about hitting a CIA actor with his car

Terry found himself shadowbanned from HackerNews (turn on showdead to view all his long rambling posts), and banned from sites such as Reddit, OSDev, and SomethingAwful. His operating system became the butt of many jokes on communities he posted on, with commenters split between being in shock that one man made this entire OS or at how primitive it looked, and SomethingAwful’s review was absolutely brutal.

Not all feedback of TempleOS under it’s various names during this time was negative however. MetaFilter had a post about it when it was called LoseThos with plenty of replies from Terry himself, and OS News had featured it under an even older name and later on as LoseThos.

Terry also ended up being a topic of debate within the programming community about if it is ethical to silence somebody because they’re mentally ill, and in 2012 someone wrote an article criticizing Terry’s detractors

While his OS remained relatively obscure except to those in the programming community or goons with memories of every deranged lunatic who spent $10 to post, 2013 was around the time Terry A Davis started to become noticed by people outside a relatively small community. It’s also when he gave his operating system it’s final name, TempleOS.

Discovering YouTube, 2013-now

In 2013, Terry uploaded a video to YouTube called the 64-Bit Temple Operating System, doing a tour of his operating system, which would become his most viewed video.

In 2014, Vice wrote an article on his life and TempleOS. This article pretty much summed up a lot of Terry’s life up to that point, and helped give him new fans as well.

Around this time, Terry A Davis also made a Twitter account, where he made the same kinds of posts that he usually makes on other sites. Some were rambling posts featuring words from God, however others were quite interesting. Recently he was banned from Twitter, as CEO Jack Dorsey has cracked down on any even remotely right wing leaning accounts.

This is where we end up at what he’s been doing today. Terry has mostly been using YouTube to provide an open window into his mind, similar to other skitzocows, while delivering the same quality comments that he used to deliver on sites like HackerNews.

Thanks to these videos, his OS, and the circumstances of his life, he has also gained a cult following of both trolls and people genuinely interested by his work.

His fans have produced videos compiling moments from his streams, written demos and software for TempleOS, created forks/distros of TempleOS such as Shrine,
fanart of him, and even a fangame, which fittingly enough is for TempleOS.
Terry A Davis is an interesting figure on programming sites and it's easy to see why. Terry is a talented programmer who managed to write his own OS and compiler from scratch despite suffering from schizophrenia. At the same time however his mental illness clearly overshadows everything else he's done, and it's given him a fairly unique image even when compared to other eccentrics in the programming community.
Terry archive: https://archive.org/download/TerryADavis_TempleOS_Archive/videos/
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Euler's identity

True & Honest Fan
Jul 7, 2021
Featured on Aug 5, 2021 at 3:04 PM: Chris appeared in court.

Some choice quotes:

Consolvo said it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest. Chandler interrupted the proceedings saying “I’m famous on the internet” loudly, and then Heilberg told her not to speak until spoken to by the court.

Judge Barredo told Chandler that there are two things to consider when deciding bond: whether a defendant is likely to appear at trial and if the defendant constitutes an unreasonable danger to himself, his family or his community. Chandler again interrupted the judge saying “she.” The judge said he was reading from the state statute itself.

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

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Dec 6, 2015
Featured on Aug 2, 2021 at 1:51 PM: Greene County Sheriff's Office release a statement that Chris is held without bond and also misgender him for lols.

Police have issued a statement on Facebook about Chris confirming that more charges are pending


August 2nd, 2021


PHONE: 434-985-2222 FAX: 434-985-3373

On July 31st, 2021 the Greene County Sheriffs Office received information involving sex crimes against a family member, who resides in the Ruckersville area. Both the victim and the suspect reside in Greene County. Based on the investigation, an arrest warrant was issued.

On 8/1/2021 , the Henrico Police Department was able to locate and arrest the following individual:
Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA

He is currently charged with the following:
Va Code: 18.2-366 Incest

Christine Chandler is currently being held without bond at the Central Virginia Regional Jail.

This is an ongoing investigation with additional charges pending. Anyone with information is urged to contact Investigator Jason Tooley with the Greene County Sheriff’s Office at (434)531-0866.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 2, 2021 at 6:39 AM: If you'd like to draw a comic book page to donate for a new site background, check out this thread.
One of the first things I did after taking over the forum in 2013 was to add a wallpaper to the background which has stayed with the site continuously for 8 years now.


It's by an artist named gabmonteiro9389. I've never paid him or given him credit, so I guess I'm an asshole.

I'm getting rid of it. The question is what to replace it with. I really enjoy the comic book aesthetic, so my idea is to solicit donated pages from artists on the forum.


i.e., something like this
1. One page per artist (maybe more if you're good).
2. Feature any event from the site's history, any lolcow's life, or any relevant adjacent event that you'd prefer to illustrate.
3. Try to keep some bright colors that still pop when faded like the wallpaper is now.
4. 100% Safe for Work.

Deciding factors hinge mostly on quality of art and thematic relevance.

No rules on the margins. Call it episode, page, book name, series name, whatever you'd like. Sign your name however you'd like. Try to keep it looking like a real comic book page. I'll keep the full size images accessible somewhere.

For rewards, I like to give out free merch as a thank-you and we'll be doing fall apparel this year.

P.S. Don't be mad if I don't use yours. The bar is set pretty high by the original artist.

Submissions attached.
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 2, 2021 at 6:12 AM: Regarding the Coin Sale and Chris's motif.
Since people keep asking about the coins:


1. I am not changing the design.
2. I'm limiting the sales at the next round number.
3. If you want a refund, I will refund you.**
4. This will be the last anything I sell with any direct reference to Chris.

(We are being DDoS attacked again, so this site may be unavailable.)

** Email jcmoon@pm.me with your order number from the email you ordered with. Explicitly specify if you'd like a full refund, partial refund, or cancellation with no refund (people have been asking for all three, so specify).
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Aug 1, 2021 at 8:10 PM: Chris was arrested.
Chris was placed under arrest.


Perspective 1

Context: Ethan Ralph, the host of the #Killstream, is a convicted felon and alcoholic who today proposed to the ex-fiancé of Digibro, a woman named May. They are the people filming this video. He hates me because I make fun of him on the Internet, so to spite me, he drove out to the hotel to try and conduct an interview with Chris, and hopes of compelling Chris to lie and say I encouraged him to have sex with his mother. In doing so, he caught live footage of Chris being arrested. The video contains gratuitous self-promotion and general annoying behavior, but Chris does speak.

I am working on getting copies up. Ethan Ralph is a notorious DMCA abuser and will false-flag and copyright strike this clip to monetize it. Sharing is caring.

https://open.lbry.com/chris-being-arrested:925d78f1e3e6c37087a2e3cf6a4a3b7bf5603684 (DMCA'd by Ethan Ralph)

Perspective 2

No Ralph, but less recorded overall. After 1:30 it's just some weirdo talking into the camera.

Appendix of relevant threads
The initial incest leak
Post-EPO Motel Saga / Chris-spotting thread
Media mentions of Chris following his arrest
Chris's "girlfriend" and the "hindsight is 20/20" thread
Chris's fate: discussion and hypothesizing
Legal analysis of Chris's situation
Kelly Osborn, the troll involved in the call
Misgendering spergout: "you mean SHE raped HER mom with HER penis" thread
E-Celebs / YouTubers Reacting to Chris
GoFundMe Updates
Shitpost Central

This thread will just be utter nonsense worth absolutely nothing. Enjoy.
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Haru Okumura

The Empress
Jul 27, 2020
Featured on Aug 1, 2021 at 5:06 PM: Ethan Ralph and his horse-woman visited Chris's hotel to try and invite Chris onto his show so he could shit talk me. They were told to leave by a desk receptionist of color.
Update 3:30 PM EST: Ethan is planning to IRL stream the search: https://odysee.com/@theralphretort:1/chris-chan-search-party:8

As of about 2:00 PM EST on Sunday, August 1st, Ethan Ralph has stated his intent to locate CWC and "drag him" to Ethan's house to record an episode of the Killstream in which they cast aspersions on Josh Moon. An unnamed associate whose name or username begins with "H" is currently stalking Chris through the streets of Richmond, Virginia in an attempt to locate Chris.

As of about 2:50 PM EST, Ethan has said that he plans to go to Chris' hotel himself.

Here are the tweets in which Ethan outlines his plans and the steps he is taking to realize them:


Tweet / https://archive.md/gZ6MZ


Tweet / https://archive.md/Q7Aft


Tweet / https://archive.md/PSUuX


Tweet / https://archive.md/DwR5v

What nonsense will he induce Chris into saying about Josh? Will he face legal consequences for abducting a mentally incompetent person and interfering in a police investigation? Discuss this ongoing sequence of events here.
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Michael J Hirtes

I'll be in your dreams
Jan 30, 2014
Featured on Jul 31, 2021 at 1:16 PM: "In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs are going to win."
The poster formerly know as "Kyoosand" here.

Seems that Null is acting like a certain CWCville Mayor by banning things he doesn't like to face. Logged in this morning and found my account banned under the Reason: "Yoo is dum".


And all this because I simply regarded those who donated to Chris and fed his ego to be wasting their good faith. Sorry Null, but I'm not your personal Anna and won't agree with you 100% of the time on everything. If I have an opinion then I will voice it.

So, since my account is shit around here anyway, I'm going to just lay it on the table. You guys might want to screencap this fast because Emperor Null will surely nuke it off his little hugbox of a forum here. He sure doesn't like dissenting views that upset his fantasy world.

Helping Chris is just feeding Chris' ego. Anyone with a brain stem knows that Null's $500 is going straight to the Walmart electronics Dept. to buy Chris a new PS4 crackpipe. Doesn't matter if the Money Order was addressed to Barb. Chris will get it one way or another. Guaranteed. And when that does happen, you know what? Even though I won't have an account to express it, Null, you can be assured I'm out there reading about it and I will be an I Told Ya So.

The fire was of Chris' doing, and whether intentional or accidental (and to be honest, I do think with Chris there's a good possibility he lit it intentionally because even a drooling turd had read all the posts here about people being concerned that 14BLC would catch fire and Chris knows "FIRE BAD!" and it would help him escape the hoard), he did start it. Bailing his fat ass yet again from trouble just feeds Chris' ego and exemption from responsibility. This makes anyone who donated to Chris as much of an enabler as Barb is. Even Asskisser Anna hasn't sucked Chris' ego-dick like Null did.

But the odds of him escaping responsibility forever aren't good. Barb is certainly going to be dead within a few years from now, and Chris will of course bawl up a storm on Facebook, then go running to the mailbox to see what sort of presents will be showered upon him by the suckers. :lol: Chris is a sociopath. He's been trained to think "Bad thing happened to me again. GIMMEE STUFF! DO THINGS FOR ME!"

And then when Chris is all alone and finds no new host organism to leech onto in time, he will begin to feel the cold unmerciful hand of Reality start to grasp around him. Or I should say that it's going to be a fist because it's going to pound him flat into the dirt. As Threepio once said, "There's no escape for the Princess this time.". You going to let him move into your house and let him carry on being a giant stinky baby, Null? I doubt it.

So, continue on with your little fantasy that you are are all good and decent people trying to help out an unfortunate little schlub. We all know that Chris is a vile excuse for a human, and that vileness will eventually be his undoing.

In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs are going to win.


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jul 31, 2021 at 10:29 AM: Chris lied to me and I've cut contact.
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.

Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.


This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.


I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.


I've notified police. I'm done.


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jul 30, 2021 at 2:32 PM: Audio and chatlogs of of Chris-Chan discussing sexual relations with his mother were posted online and he has been removed from his home by a court order.
Today, this audio and these screenshots were posted.


They are considered genuine. Nobody knew of this except one person named "Bella", a trollsona of someone called 10thanonymous, who Chris confided this information in.

Early this morning, Greene County Police visited the Chandler residence for a wellness check.

Just now, Chris was served an emergency protective order until August 5th. He is not allowed at 14 Branchland Court until then. He is also not allowed to contact his mother at all. Barbara is at the hospital for a senior care inspection.

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)

Chris intended to stay with extended family. They rescinded the invitation. It's going to take 3 days for GoFundMe money to transfer, at the latest. He can't afford s hotel until it settles.

Update 1: Chris has a hotel.
Update 2: I have stopped my payment to Chris and asked GoFundMe to refund all donors.

See: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-to-everfree-northwest.93521/post-9579169

Chris lied to me and I've cut contact. View the post for more details.

This thread is now too massive to serve any purpose.

Appendix of adjacent threads:
Post-EPO Motel Saga / Chris-spotting thread
Chris's "girlfriend" and the "hindsight is 20/20" thread
Chris's fate: discussion and hypothesizing
Misgendering spergout: "you mean SHE raped HER mom with HER penis" thread
E-Celebs / YouTubers Reacting to Chris
Shitpost Central
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Apr 3, 2021
Featured on Jul 26, 2021 at 12:37 AM: Kelly Karl Sleight, aka Stone-Man Warrior, has died.
Well boys it looks like the warrior has finally fallen.. this is truly one of the only cows I have ever sincerely felt sorry for and tried to help. I feel sad at the moment but am glad he is not terrified and suffering more than I could imagine.. R.I.P you crazy dimond.. :/


Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jul 24, 2021 at 11:31 AM: The only political message I have for users of this site.

>Kiwi Farms' founder Josh Moon posted a statement on his site denying responsibility, and noted in an email to USA TODAY that "there is no evidence of any harassment."


There is still no evidence this person is dead, and there's actually some evidence he's still alive.

The only thing I want every single person to learn from using this website is to TRUST NOBODY. The government, universities, and journalists all lie - either covertly, overtly, or through omission. When you read something, you must internalize that it is written by a fleshbag just like you and they have a motivation for what they're writing. They are trying to imprint something on your playdough brain and no matter how impartial they're trying to be, they are going to process what they say through their own interpretation of reality.

If you can't independently verify something, it conjecture. It doesn't matter if it's a respected publication, government agency, or university stating it. It's bullshit unless you can prove it yourself.

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.
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Mar 10, 2021
Featured on Jul 22, 2021 at 5:09 PM: Tres Genco, an incel who posted as 'Oedipus' on incels.is, was arrested for plotting a mass murder of women.

Which one of you was this

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Some E-Celeb Alt
True & Honest Fan
Mar 21, 2019
Featured on Jul 19, 2021 at 11:31 AM: JFG's barely functional potato woman girlfriend "Mama JF" has left him.
Mama JF has left the building ladies and guntlemen, JF gives some thoughtful advice for all the bros out there as well. Here's some a few choice clips.

Bush did USS Maine

Coal fires don't sink steel hulls
Dec 19, 2017
Featured on Jul 16, 2021 at 7:57 AM: Matthew Vickers, the father of Ethan Ralph's teenage baby-momma, has filed a harassment claim against Ralph in California civil court.
Superior Court of California, county of Nevada case CU21-085597: Vickers, Matthew William vs Ralph, Ethan Oliver. Parties can request a remote hearing but there does not appear to be any way for interested members of the public to listen in remotely. The court does not provide court reporters for civil harassment cases, a party has to request that at their own expense. Absent a court reporter, an electronic recording is considered the official court record and may be available for request for $15.


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Coo coo
True & Honest Fan
Dec 29, 2020
Featured on Jul 15, 2021 at 12:15 PM: Monica Punk's thread from 2014 gets a new OP.
There is an old thread on this individual already, but the OP's full of dead videos and ultimately, it didn’t get the attention it could've, so this is my feeble attempt at reviving the discussion.

Say hello to Monica!


I, and many others, heard about her after a video of hers went semi-viral around 2014 under her old moniker of "Monica Punk."
In this video, she details why she is opposed to getting a job, citing a hatred for retail being one of the reasons (yet expresses desire to work at Hot Topic), and uses this to justify being on welfare.
Bear in mind, she doesn’t attribute her aversion to getting a job on “muh mentalz” throughout this entire video, but she does it constantly nowadays. There is a mouth-diarrhea of excuses in this video, but none have to do with her debilitating mental illnesses.

The memory of this video urged me to seek her out and what I found was shocking.

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Ms. Riot is very prolific uploader, uploading 4-6 videos a day of mostly pointless shit. Since I’ve subbed to keep tabs on her, she’s flooded my subscription feed with so much garbage that it’s become a chore to scroll past it. There is just too much for me to sift through, but there’s plenty of entertainment to be had once you get past videos of herself wordlessly drawing for almost ten minutes (yes, this is a regular thing for her).

She doesn't take the opportunity to rant about how bullshit the world is, bitches we don't know, or anything else that would make this kind of video mildly-engaging ⁠— we barely even see her progress. We just sit and watch her draw in complete silence until she's done. Sometimes you get to hear her snort, mumble, or hear her aging parents hack in the background. Again, she uploads videos like this regularly and it's very confusing to me.

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Here’s the finished piece. Ain’t it pretty?

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Four years ago, she got a little more attention with this particular video here and you can see why.


This was the first video I saw upon rediscovering her and it was kind of jarring to see she hadn’t changed in the least. Fast-forward all these years later and she is still uploading videos defending her lifestyle to a non-descript group of people who're criticizing her. I have no idea who these people are, given that her videos never have any comments on them.

She is also a lesbian (and a possible troon in the works). She’s made a plethora of videos discussing her girlfriends and girls she wants to be her girlfriend. Her mother’s judgmental attitude toward the women she dates is taking a toll on her mental health, according to her.

Thanks to @michael_bruh for helping out with the finnicky NSFW archival process.

She uploads another highly personal video of herself rambling in the dark about her dwindling porn usage, a girl she likes, and how much she doesn't care.

Monica is an artist,

as well as a musician,

she is also fat.

She has multiple Facebook accounts, most of them being abandoned or forgotten in typical Lolcow fashion.

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This post here is from 2019, but it’s interesting because of this rare comment chain I found on one of her recent videos.
In response to this video This is difficult someone asks her if she’s getting kicked out and she responds with:

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There are some contradictory statements here. She asks a couple years ago if it's legal to kick out a "mentally ill" person (that's certainly up for debate) and claims today that her parents would never kick her out. It’s strange that all of the sudden, she would have this drive to go house-searching for funzies unless there was a force actively dogging her to move out, such as her mom. I imagine she threatens her mom with the legalities of kicking her out and that's why no action has been taken, but that's just speculation.

She outright states she's moving out, but it's unlikely to be totally of her own volition.

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I also suspect a homeless-saga is in the works because of her bizarre attempts to rope in viewers, no matter how unsavory those viewers may be.

She’s recently uploaded two videos of her feet. I guess to make money potentially? Draw in the perverts?

Just as with YouTube, she treats Facebook as a sort of diary where she can air out her most personal and private grievances, via shitty macros.

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(no responses)

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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jul 14, 2021 at 12:45 PM: The first Kiwi Silver was struck and I've re-opened orders.


There's still delays before they can start striking but they made this one just for display purposes.

If you place an order now, you should still expect at least 4 months before it gets to you. If you placed an order before, we're waiting for COVID-19 restrictions to end (there's no date set yet) and then it'll be about 2 weeks to produce, ship to distribution, and then ship to final destination.

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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jul 13, 2021 at 2:41 PM: Official reply to Vice Motherboard & all the random visitors from clickbait blogs here right now

1. This is the OFFICIAL Kiwi Farms reply to ALL "Investigative" "Journalists".
2. If you post more than one word you get thread-banned. Acronyms count. Hyphenated words count.

I'll start



Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jul 12, 2021 at 2:11 PM: Dreamhost is forcing us to change domain registrars.
No, the domain is obviously not seized, you're using it right now.

The primary backup is kiwifarms.ru and I am working on a second based in the US.

There is the Tor exit node found here: http://uquusqsaaad66cvub4473csdu4uu7ahxou3zqc35fpw5d4ificedzyqd.onion/
Don't know how to use Tor? Download Brave, bookmark it, then open with a Tor window.

Dreamhost's decision kicks the can. I've moved the domain. I will probably move it again to another registrar. I am registering other domains and putting them on replacements for Cloudflare, just in case.

This is not an urgent, fatal blow as much as it is another shaken pillar from a company/service which really has no business what so ever moderating content.

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I opened my Dreamhost account over 12 years ago, in April 2009, and registered my first domain name at 16 with birthday money I had saved up. Dreamhost has been the registrar of kiwifarms dot net for its entire existence. Despite the problems we've faced in just the recent past, and despite all the services that we've had to find replacements for over the years, Dreamhost has - shockingly - been the only company to not fail in their role of providing basic Internet resources without senseless moderation for that entire time. This was not an easy job for them, and from what I understand, Dreamhost had their own customer support reply template for complaints related to our domain because the volume of complaints was numerous enough to warrant it.

Despite no evidence what so ever of any harassment towards Byuu, or even a confirmation of Byuu's suicide, the coordinated harassment campaign led by Hector Martin against Cloudflare and Dreamhost has yielded positive results in that Dreamhost is no longer our domain registrar. This sets an incredibly dangerous precedent and walks the Internet further down the path of oblivion. More of the Internet's underpinnings are consolidating, and what few companies remain independent are becoming more worthless and pussified by the minute.

I have written more on this topic here:

Despite this shortcoming, Dreamhost has given me 14 days to move my domains over to someplace else and I am working on that now.

The path forward is getting narrower and more expensive.

If you're going to suggest replacements, do not suggest the following: GoDaddy, Gandi, Epik

We're on Cloudflare now but I'm not particularly happy about this because it creates a bigger single point of failure.
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Too Based to Live; Too Cringe to Die™©
True & Honest Fan
Mar 18, 2021
Featured on Jul 11, 2021 at 1:14 PM: You too can be Korean.
Oli London
Oli London (pronouns: They/Them/Kor/Ean/Jimin) is a formerly British 31 year old singer, songwriter, and non-binary trans-racial South Korean. His life goal is to become Korean, totaling 16 surgeries as of this OP. They are worth over $150,000 as of 2018 and requires monthly lip injections that have surpassed $20,000 in total cost. It is currently estimated that his surgeries in current year (2021) have totalled up to $400k. He has had five rhinoplasty surgeries, three jawbone surgeries, two titanium screws in his face, and a partridge in a pear tree brow lifts, removed fat, and even had a nipple correction. He started receiving notoriety in 2018 due to him pioneering new social battles. While Oli is not the first transracial person to come into the public eye, he has gone the extra mile by engaging in horrifying levels of plastic surgery. Starting when he moved to Korea in the early 2000s to teach English, he fell in love with Korean culture, primarily Kpop.

For eight years, Oli has never felt quite right in his own body. The longing to be a different race may appeal to some, but what truly sets Oli apart is his desire to become Jimin, a K-Pop star. This might be the first documented case of someone being a trans-persona. Not only is he interested in transitioning to a culture he doesn't truly understand with a language he cannot speak, but he wants to become someone he doesn't know. Jimin, being a world famous K-Pop star, has an image and personality wholly manufactured by a multi-million dollar industry.

Oli London - Koreaboo​

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Let us briefly discuss his obsession with looking like Jimin. It has been written before and will be mentioned several times more that he wants to be Jimin, not just resemble him. His obsession with Jimin extends to his looks, interests, and even his marriage. He is married to a cardboard cutout of Jimin (archive). It is unclear if he is married to a specific cardboard cutout of Jimin or if he's married to a type of cardboard cutout. Like, if his cardboard cutout was damaged, could he replace it with an identical and consider it the same one he's married to? Not to start a new age Ship of Theseus experiment, but I've lost some sleep to this


Oli was cast into the public eye primarily after a Bri*ish show called Hooke on the Look had an episode on his plastic surgery journey to become Jimin. The episode went viral, likely becoming their most circulated and aired episode. The episode follows Oli as he travels to Korea to have his most invasive surgery, including shaving down his jaw, nose, and cheekbones. It took months to recover and it ends with him revealing his new face infront of his friends - and they looked visibly horrified. He also did not tell his mom about the surgery, so I wonder how she felt after she discovered it

Caucasian to Asian: My Jaw Bone Surgery To Look Korean | HOOKED ON THE LOOK​

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He was even counseled by Doctor Phil, who stopped just short of calling him insane. In the intro video, he discusses how he wants to be a perfect, plastic person. The living embodiment of a plastic Jimin. Pretty wild, but after this episode he agreed to stop having plastic surgeries. The video on the right is him one year later, giving a message to Dr. Phil.

Man Has Spent $150,000 On Numerous Surgeries, Can’t Feel His Face, All To Look Like His K-Pop Idol​

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Oli London: ‘I’ve been transitioning, and now I’ve officially come out Korean.’​

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'I Now Identify As Korean After Being Born in the Wrong Body' | This Morning​

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[K-Poppin'] INSIDER with Oli London​

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His social activism naturally extends to his social media life as well. Here are some of his recent tweets, as well a shout out by Ben Shapiro
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There has been considerable political fallout surrounding Oli's trans-Korean nature. Progressive streamerbro Hasan (who also has a thread here) got cumstered and dumpstered by his chat after he failed to explain why Oli is not trans-racial while transgendered people are perfectly legitimate. After failing to defend his statements he resigns himself to saying, "There is no legitimate argument to defend against this." -Minute 7:21 in the video below
Listen to a progressive talk about Oli London as if they were Rush Limbaugh talking about a transgender person peeing next to their daughter in a public restroom

Is Transracialism a Real Thing?​

(Youtube link)

Here are a few videos of Koreans reacting to Oli's transformation, Korean skills, and general persona. Notice how little of a grasp Oli has on the Korean language, yet he attempts to speak it so confidently. I wish I had that kind of attitude.

Korean in her 80s reacts to 'Oli London'​

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KOREANS react to OLI LONDON (who thinks he's KOREAN)​

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In conclusion, Oli is an unwell Br*ish social media type that has ruined his physique due to his unhealthy idealization of the Korean and K-Pop aesthetic. He has spent much of his generational wealth on surgeries, and has been having his addiction fueled by free surgeries offered by groups looking for free advertisement. The consequences of Oli's public life are affecting our public discourse, however. The transracial debate (despite being a meme) is being held up by both sides to suit their narratives. For us, Oli is a Lolcow who has broken the boundaries of what it means to be trans and proud. On this holy day, I say all trans-Koreans are real Koreans.

The best of Oli London -Tiktok Compilation​

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He payed $150 000 to look like BTS JIMIN​

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BTS stan changes race to Korean..​

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British Influencer Now Identifies as a Non-Binary Korean​

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Oli London Changed Their Race To Korean by Tricking Kpop Fans​

(Youtube link)

Stay strong cardboard Jimin...

Purchase Plastic Jimin Here: Twitter (archive) - Instagram - Youtube (archive) - Youtube VEVO (archive) - Website (archive) - Cameo (archive)

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Too Based to Live; Too Cringe to Die™©
True & Honest Fan
Mar 18, 2021
Featured on Jul 11, 2021 at 10:29 AM: Brother Hoy, a minister for the Holy Farms, has died.
Brothers and sisters of the Holy Farms LLC.
It is with heavy heart that I inform you that Brother Hay has passed on(archive)(Second site (archive)). He is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up daises. His metabolic processes are now history. He's off the twig. He's kicked the bucket. He's run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible. He is an ex-person.
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Play us out one last time, Harland
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Nov 14, 2012
Featured on Jun 29, 2021 at 5:15 PM: My response regarding Byuu / Near
I've addressed this during the downtime on an error page but I am making another statement here. We'll likely experience more downtime as people continue to be outraged.

On June 27th, Henry Martin (@marcan42 on Twitter) published a Google Doc stating that an emulator developer named Near (or Byuu) had committed suicide. He went on to explicitly blame the Kiwi Farms for harassing Byuu. He also listed the names of two third-party service providers, implying people should harass them in retribution.

1. No evidence of Kiwi Farms users harassing Byuu exists.
Byuu had a 13 page thread on the forum. Byuu participated in this thread. You can read the thread in archives here. Threads on this site often grow to thousands of pages, so thirteen is very small. I encourage you to read it for yourself before making assumptions about what was said or done to Byuu.

Last year, Byuu joined the forum to talk to users in his thread. You can read his posts in archives here and here. In his messages, he said:
So sincerely, and only in my case and no one else's, thank you for the wake-up call here OP. No hard feelings. I'm not asking you to take it down, and I know you never would anyway. Keep it. Mirror it. Put it on a titanium disk and ship it into space. I'll own all of my mistakes. If you ever get a DMCA or GDPR request or some bullshit on this, it's not me. Send me an e-mail and I'll counter-claim it myself. People do impersonate me (eg on Stormfront), so keep your guard up against any false flagging or white knighting, please. I support free speech absolutely, even when it's speech I don't like, because silencing it only makes things worse. I even defended Tom in the recent Goemon translation controversy, knowing that'd lose me support among my friends. And I'll lose a lot of support by simply posting here at all. So be it.

People on Twitter (who do not participate in the forum and actively want to see it shut down) frequently claim that we are an "organized harassment site" designed to "drive people to suicide". This is not true. Our rule about "no trolling plans" and otherwise not messing with people is not for liability. The principle of "look, don't touch" is built into the zeitgeist of the community. The users on this website are ordinary people who want to watch the trash TV of the Internet. With limited exception (see: Zoosadism and Nick Bate), there is no desire to see people harmed.

2. There is no evidence that Byuu is dead.
The only source of this suicide is the Twitter user marcan42, who himself is a secondary source citing a totally anonymous person.

The Google Doc describes a preposterous scenario where a real life friend of Byuu was called late at night, and then he proceeded to sit on the phone for 30 minutes while his friend overdosed and killed himself. The document describes the music playing in the background, but nothing else. No discussion, no attempts to stop him, no attempts to call welfare services. This is an unrealistic story described in such a way which does not hold up to scrutiny.

In the emails to me (described below), Byuu claimed he had no real life friends. The document claims that this person had sushi with Byuu the week before.

Byuu himself is anonymous. In the years that the Kiwi Farms (famous for 'doxing') had a thread on Byuu, no one had a first or last name for him. Nobody knew where he lived. Nobody knew what he looked like. None of his personal information is in that thread. Even right now, we cannot do a wellness check to see if he's alive.

Marcan's last tweet about Byuu came a day after his first. He says that he, with no relation to Byuu, called the police of Tokyo and that they confirmed, over the phone, that Byuu was dead. This is not how the police operate in any country, never mind Japan, where personal privacy is deeply revered in their society. Marcan's claim that the police would do this seriously undermines his credibility.

3. Byuu has a history of manipulative behavior.
He made a post on his forum (which has since been deleted) accusing a rival emulator developer named Squarepusher from Retroarch of harassing him for a decade. A copy of this post is here.

In 2020, he posted that he retired from emulation development (archive). He became reclusive and triggered people into wondering if he had committed suicide (archive). He hadn't, and returned to development months later.

4. Byuu tried to extort me.
Byuu emailed me the day before posting his tweet chain. You can read it here. In it, he attempted to extort me. Byuu claimed that if I did not delete all information about him on the forum, he would kill himself and blame me.

He offered me $120,000 cash. He also offered me his services helping write software for the Kiwi Farms. I saw this as a legally and morally dubious offer at best, entrapment at worst, so I declined.

I told him I would have to consult an attorney. He barely waited 12 hours after his first email before closing communications and deciding to go through with his plan at 3am my time.

In his emails to me, he promised a trusted friend would deliver a scan of his passport on Twitter within 5 hours of him killing himself as proof. Two days later, we still do not have this passport scan or any evidence he has killed himself besides the testimony of a Twitter user, citing an anonymous third party.

It personally interests me that the Google Doc names two third-party services the Kiwi Farms does actually use (albeit, neither 'host' the forum). This information is not obvious without educated scrutiny, because a lot of the Kiwi Farms's infrastructure is self-hosted and owned directly by me - unlike most websites online. Marcan was both very fast and very accurate in finding and naming these two unaffiliated companies. I don't believe that he could have found that information in the timeframes between Byuu's last email to me, the alleged phone call, and the document that Marcan posted.

The Kiwi Farms is an entertainment site. It is a lighthearted discussion forum that exists to talk about people. It's not a Jigsaw-esque torture chamber to teach people the value of life. It's Internet nerds gossiping about their favorite e-celebs. It's catty women talking about fat girls on YouTube. Sometimes, it's even anime avatars talking about vtubers. These are ordinary people who are having fun on the Internet, and everyone is welcome to join us.

In the 8 years we've been around, Byuu is the first person with a thread on the forum to name the Kiwi Farms as a cause of suicide - despite previously claiming he did not care about it. I believe he has made choices regarding his medication (including the decision to ignore his doctor's orders by self-medicating HRT) that induced an altered state of mind.

Regardless of the truth, Twitter's reaction to this sends a dangerous message to troubled people: the best form of revenge is a suicide note.

I hope Byuu is alive and I wish him well. However, I will not be extorted.
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Ball Ween Hammer
True & Honest Fan
Aug 19, 2020
Featured on Jun 27, 2021 at 6:29 PM: It's time to #CancelKiwiFarms once and for all.
It was a calm Sunday morning when creative genius Byuu, the legendary mind behind a fan translation of Bahamut Lagoon, took their life in a disturbing act of defiance against the bullying they had been receiving. This precious soul was backed into a corner, and their only option was for one to send themselves off this mortal coil. Let this be a lesson to all about the effects of internet bullying.

As this horrible news started to make the rounds, and the wailing subsided, Twitter came together, to spring into action. Mass-reporting. Petitioning companies. Posting their bravery, which was filtered through their pain into calls of violence, as is natural for the good people of the thinking world when responding to such parasitic evil.

The hashtag CancelKiwiFarms is coming alive with the passion of these heroes. These are their stories.

How will the Kiwi Farms ever survive without
the patronage of UAE and New Zealand?!


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thanks Eddie :semperfidelis:



It seems our superior cataloguing and archival of public data has caused some...... controversy.


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-Thankyou based Korean dude for spamming in the logs
-Here comes Ralph, our big special boy, to weigh in-
- :story:
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-Y tho, you're not interesting. Now BEGONE THOT

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-niche internet microceleb weighs in

-Julie's boyfriend's name? Kiwi Farms.
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"That’s Neal Rauhauser.
He deserves his own thread, an absolute joke of a person.
But from what I’ve gathered, he will use CaseFile (instead of Transforms in Maltego) to just make graphs look whatever way he wants. He’s batshit insane and is so desperate to be a bad dude on the internet.
He’s got active warrants right now. And no one can find him outside of knowing he lives in Northern California. His best friend was raided and arrested recently. For what? Oh nothing much, just taking hidden cam nudes of his daughter, uploading to the web, and then forging an affidavit in her name to say it never happened.
Case is out of Arizona. Thomas Retzlaff. Nasty shit from what I gather"

-Respect the Erect


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I wonder how many genuine users that this shitstorm is going to bring in. It's like an outrage newfag summer, to riff on chan terms.

The vast majority are going to be hatereaders. No doubt in my mind about that. But hateread long enough and you'll start to see that more often than not KF is extremely civil in its discussions. Leagues above twitter by far, since your entire social life shouldn't be on the line if you're capable of basic reading comprehension and understanding that your usernames and info you post online should not tie back to you in any way.

I think long term this outrage is only going to increase the public awareness of KF, for better or worse. If there's one thing twitter trannies and reddit jannies LOVE it's the ability to dig up dirt on their closest enemies, whom in their circles are called 'friends'. Since the overwhelming majority of them are backstabbing narcissistic snakes who will gleefully destroy their closest friends for the opportunity to be the center of a callout post, or a good ol' twitter lynching, it seems like a rational conclusion that there'll be an influx of readers or even gay-op posters trying to smear eachother.

A quiet few will start to realize that twitter, and by extension the mentalities and social norms it promotes in your mind, is one of the most potent neurotoxins on the planet designed to turn you into an anxious number-obsessed retard. Twitter users whether they realize it or not are addicted to the dopamine rush of a like, of a reddit upvote, of a number signifying approval going up. I'd hazard that's why the phrase 'that's valid' and 'you're valid' and other such phrases popped up in LGBT circles. It's because fundamentally, their brains are now deprived of any and all method of self-validation. This'll sound obvious to anyone who isn't afflicted with the brain parasite but: You don't need a bunch of sweaty, unwashed autists in dresses or pretending to be uwu gay soft bois to dictate your self worth. Twitter, Reddit and other sites have conditioned your brain into thinking that you have no worth if you don't get a number that signifies it going up.

Consider also why you participate in your chosen brand of 'activism.' Is it because you truly believe in it? Is it because you are willing to get up and fight for shit you believe in? Or is it because it's what's popular among your peers. Because you get a shit-ton of likes and RTs on your posts when you tweet about it. Do you actually practice what you preach, or are you following the crowd because your sense of self is so eroded by your reliance on the numbers, and your social circles being predicated on these group accepted ideals? Think critically about your situation. See if you can reasonably explain any holes you manage to poke in the façade. What then? Are you satisfied with that? Why?

Get away from that shit. Disconnect, go outside, get friends who aren't mentally ill or on the brink of mental collapse. If you're reading this and you still have the self awareness to understand what I'm saying, then start making tracks. Stop using services that commodify your presence, arguably your existence, into literal validation points you award to other users. It's contributing to a huge decline in your and others' mental wellbeing and psychological ability to determine the self. You're not a tranny, you're not a non-binary, you're not an uwu femboi. You're performatively adopting those identities because the numbers have replaced your concept of identity and self-worth.

Since twitter users are hawking this thread and screencapping everything, screencap this post.

Twitter outrage spreads so fast because the majority of twitter users are addicted to being included. They're addicted to seeing the numbers go up, and feeling like they're 'part of something.' Critical thinking be damned, if you can fit it in 280 characters and you apply support to the majority, you'll get your fucking good boy points. You get to feel 'recognized' or 'noticed.' By strangers you'll never meet, anywhere from 20 to over 10,000 miles from you.

I can't imagine being complacent with an existence like that. I can't imagine being reliant on spergs and trannies to determine my self worth, self image or societal impact. Social media and the commodification of people as vessels for 'like and share' is a total disaster for anyone who gets sucked too deep into the hole. Thankfully, those who do get sucked too deep tend to be pretty exceptionally stupid and will regularly air dirty laundry on the internet and generally be a walking, tweeting, sideshow trainwreck.

If you don't want to be one of those people, and you're reading this, get out of that cesspit now. It is only going to get worse, and KF is only going to laugh harder as more and more retards chomp at the bit for attention. If you made it this far, congratulations. There's hope for you yet.

To close out: the chorus of coping, seething and dilating from not only twitter tards but now retarded news websites has me pretty amused ngl. Near/Byuu absolutely did not kill himself. If he did it was by no fault of the farms. Seems like the ultimate narcissist play to fake suicide of your fucking username to get back at people talking about you. :story:


Ladies and Gentlemen. It would pay us all to ask ourselves why Byuu freaked out at the old thread in the first place. I.E. the first 13 or so pages. He jumped back on for a reason and it wasn't to set the record - it was always about getting that thread and some nugget of information removed.

It wasn't because we called out his fuzzy likes, or past failures or successes. It was something else - there was a particular reason why he/it/she/furry goat/non-binary goat (I'm getting confused) actually freaked out and wanted the thread to disappear.

Within that thread somewhere there is either a connection made to something he did that was illegal (fraud, wire fraud, payment for something wrong, false claims) or would threaten his position with what he does for a living, a copyright matter or something that would breach a contract. Or the timeline of something within the data that shows he did something after or before a certain time that would have consequence for him. Or something he revealed in his replies that followed that gave something away by his hand which could be taken as confirmation of a rumor that has consequence.

He is sly, and his approach later to Null to void the thread based on "where it went" I think was something he always was going to do because nothing followed in the thread after his comments that was particularly new. We know his claims of harassment are false anyway, so his position within the letter to Null I think is a red herring he has thrown at us.

I'm going to break down the first 13 pages and his replies but without some understanding of copyright laws and the work he does this will be difficult. Remember, laws change depending upon one's location so something we see an innocent may not be if he was in another country when it happened. Somewhere within that thread and his replies is something that is going to unlock his meltdown - and explain why his associates are assisting him and backing his play to delete this thread.

This drama is a red herring and we may have been sideswiped. I'll go through it tonight and probably see what comes up and post in 2 days.


I phoned the US Embassy in Minato, Tokyo, after you posted this.

Apparently they've been getting a lot of calls about David Ginder, and the level of concern was sufficiently high that they put in the effort of finding him. Anyway, turns out he's absolutely fine - they managed to track down his workplace and catch him there; he explained that he'd had a bit of a meltdown over the weekend but he's bounced back. They actually gave me his number, and I phoned him! We had a lovely chat and Dave explained that he's really embarrassed about everything and ashamed of what he put his internet friends through, so will probably stop posting on the internet for the foreseeable future - he said he saw it as a clean break and he's going to focus on going to therapy and making new friends in Japan. Dave even decided to use some of his savings to book himself into an exclusive ryokan (with a private onsen!) in Hokkaido - he's not taken a holiday in three years so his company's let him take a month off. Lovely bloke, it sounds like this was a real wake up call.

To respect Dave's privacy I will not be discussing this further. I will, however, put these details into an anonymous Googledoc and post it on twitter, so that various news outlets can publish a retraction.


I feel like Kiwi Farms in general care more about Byuu/Near's wellbeing than the Twitter tardrage brigade. It does not bring me joy to think about someone actually committing suicide. Given what we know about this person, it seems like they have struggled with an unstable mind for a really long time. I feel sympathy for this person experiencing depression because I know it is difficult.

Laughing at stupid things someone is doing on the Internet doesn't mean I want them to kill themselves and I feel as if a lot of farmers can relate to that.


Its completely idiotic and goes in the complete opposite of suicide prevention. For a moment, let's say Near did kill himself. And with friends who will listen to him die for 30 minutes or more and then post a manifesto like some fucked up serial killer, I'd probably want to off myself too.

Threatening suicide to get what you want has always been a characteristic of Narsassitic Personality Disorder, Bipolar Disorder and Borderline Personality Disorder. It is a manipulation tactic designed to guilt the opposing party into doing something they wanted. Considering his thread had been inactive for the better part of a year, its quite perplexing as to why he was doing it. If it was true mental illness, he might have been going through a sort of manic episode where he became completely paranoid. Hence the offering of the money, spending on frivolous things and believing that somehow the Kiwifarms were out to get him.

Indulging someone in a manic episode is the most fucking idiotic thing you can do. You don't give them what they want, you get them to a treatment center. The gallows humor of it all is that, not only did Null not know who Near was, he had so little information he couldn't do anything even if he wanted to.

The problem is that troons view this as a legitimate tactic, because they believe without HRT and SRS they will literally die because they will kill themselves. Note: You don't give in to manipulative behavior. Nobody is going to die if they don't get their meds. This is why they're saying Null 'killed' Near, because they believe threatening suicide is a valid tactic. It isn't. It is a manipulative tactic. HRT is not saving lives. SRS is not saving lives. Anyway, before I go off on a tangent, they believe it is legitimate and because Null didn't give in, he's responsible.

Personal responsibility doesn't factor into a troon's thinking. The only person responsible for Near's death (if he's dead) is Near and the guy who listened to his death rattle while masturbating. Those are the two responsible. The guy didn't even bother doing anything, which everyone overlooks. Secondly, Near is a fucking adult. He could have gotten help. He could have left Japan and went to a country with a better psychiatric system. He CHOSE not to. He CHOSE to give up treatment. He CHOSE to isolate himself. He CHOSE to ignore the advice of friends. He CHOSE to live in a country that is hostile to foreigners and doesn't view mental health in any good light. He CHOSE to kill himself. He did NOT interact with this forum on a daily basis. Nobody here interacted with or harassed him. And if they did, they didn't post about it. He didn't have to see this day in, day out. And shut the fuck up if he knew about this 'existing'. Please. If you can't handle shit simply existing, then maybe don't post embarrassing shit, because its going to be saved somewhere on the internet. If he's agonizing over a 14 page inactive thread, then he needed serious mental help. Because he wasn't forced to see us in school, in a job, in class, on Twitter. Nobody here bothered him. He had a 14 page thread that you had to look for to find. It wasn't obvious. So no, we didn't do shit. He tied the noose, he took the pills. Shut the fuck up.

You don't get to go "THEY KILLED HIM". By doing what, talking about him in a thread which you can't find if you Google it and the only way you can read it is to search the website? They have no critical thinking skills. Personal responsibility doesn't factor into it because they're never responsible for anything. Forever alone? Well, its the patriarchy and transphobia! Unattractive? Its the standards of beauty! Fat? My body is bad, it is all genetics! Untreated Mental Illness? Nobody can do anything about it because I'm neurodivergent so I'll self-medicate with weed and HRT. Can't get a job? Pottery is a legitimate major! It is the fault of the world! It is never them. They have no introspective capabilities. They simply can't look at Near and go, "Yeah, maybe he should have done these dozens of other things and that friend should have called somebody instead of giving into his serial killer fantasies." Near's death is on him and only on him.

Plenty of really shitty people have killed themselves and wrote in suicide notes to the people 'responsible', such as family, friends, partners, spouses...It isn't all that uncommon sadly. Just because you kill yourself doesn't mean it was valid to do so or you weren't a really fucking terrible person.

If it were true (I don't think it is, I'm 60/40 on it, a lot of things don't make sense), he was in a delusional manic state. And if he were Bipolar, no wonder none of the meds worked. He'd need lithium. Also note Japan is not the pinnacle of mental health care as they're ashamed by the disabled and mentally ill, and psychiatric medicine is HEAVILY restricted. Which makes him committing suicide by them extremely difficult. And not to mention, modern SSRIs and Tricyclics are EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY difficult to suicide yourself with. It'd take an obscene amount. If he had no benzos, it'd be difficult. Though if he hung himself, of course this point is moot.


Zoloft (sertraline): Standard antidepressant.
Lexapro (escitalopram): Standard antidepressant.
Remeron (mirtazapine): Standard antidepressant.
Anfranil (clomipramine): Standard antidepressant.
Guanfacine: ADHD drug, used when adderall/vyvanse etc. don't work.

Now for the sperging - all of these pills would have killed him or at least fucked him up enough to need hospitalisation. Serotonin syndrome is the biggest risk here, and at it's worst would have given Byuu seizures or rendered him unconscious. Zoloft and Lexapro by themselves are unlikely to cause a fatal overdose. Remeron is known to cause death in doses well in excess of the normal dose, the number of tablets in this picture shouldn't be enough. Anfranil is where things get interesting. Unlike the other antidepressants, it's a tricyclic antidepressant. These absolutely can kill in an overdose. The effects can take from 30 minutes to six days to set in after taking the tablets. Patients can experience severe hypotension, respiratory failure and cardiac arrythmia and need to be monitored in hospital for days after.

If he taken all of the pills from the email pics, he basically would have passed out and stopped breathing. Theoretically, if someone had called a welfare check on him (the 'friend' from Twitter), he would have been taken to hospital and received supportive care until he recovered.


I imagine that the anons on 4chan who have it out for Byuu used pics from his thread's OP and sent them, among other things, to associates of his. However, that basically amounts to being pissed off you get found out. Byuu of all people should know better that you cannot control what happens with everything you post, especially when you're a notable figure in a community. With that said, this entire saga has yet another example of the Streisand Effect where most people wouldn't even be aware of the thread, myself included, if he didn't try so hard to get it removed.

Now that people know it upsets him, if he pops back up in any capacity, those same 4chan trolls are going to be back at it again along with newcomers who enjoy the show. It also doesn't help he seems to only have decided to blame Kiwifarms/Null this year but every indication in years prior is that he accepted the thread for what it is.

I lurked /emugen/ on 4chan while the thread was down and some anons mentioned Byuu had popped in there before emailing Null and that you could find what was said on the archives but I didn't bother to check at the time. The truth really seems to be that insane anons are the real perps but he blamed Kiwifarms to try to get the thread removed, as if that would do any good.

Personal theory is that he's trying to re-invent himself (again) and as far as he's concerned the Near online persona is dead and he's probably already using another one. I don't think he can live in a world where he is just another person though and will long for the days of attention received from emulator development.


There isn't much money in that I don't think. I could be wrong. The fact it's underground means that it may be tolerated but at some point when people want to start earning off the backs of others, it will NOT be tolerated any more. Many such cases in the reverse engineering world. Very few are foolish enough to try to make money. They know they will be arrested first for breaking obvious laws. They are too intelligent to say that they didn't know what they are doing. This is why they hide their tracks so much and it is so difficult to get in to reverse engineering (Cracking) without passing several shit tests first.

Having said that, the skills he had were definitely 'leet'. There aren't many people in the world at that level. I pulled a figure out of my ass before and said he was in the top 1 percentile. I stand by that. I might be wrong. But he's up there.

It is very very credible that someone like this with these skills would be head-hunted by a corporation, and especially a Japanese corporation, to reverse hardware. Reversing software is one thing, but ROM Hacking and Cracking is another. There just aren't that many people who are that autistic and still functional. Any one else clever enough to do it, and not autistic, would find other ways to make money, because as anyone who has ever delved in to the reverse engineering (cracking) scene will know, it's fucking boring, long work.

It's one thing to know when to use SoftIce, another to know when to use IDA. It's one thing to know when to use WindASM or MASM, but another to know when you actually have good chances of Decompiling as opposed to Disassembling. Java is a good bet for Decompilation, C++ not so much.

Near knew all this. He was a master. Not just any master. He was a guru. And this is what ate away at him. No one recognizing him. I see you motherfucker, I know you. Deep deep respect and kudos from me. He ate Assembly language for breakfast and could probably quote you every mnemonic in Randall P Hyde's seminal work.

Near was a freak, and not for just being a tranny. If you haven't read Christina Cifuentes' seminal paper on cracking Win32 architecture, then you may not know how much of a superstar Near is in the cracking field. Hell, even other crackers probably never heard of this dude as it's just so fucking obscure what he dedicated his life to.

So many regrets. And he voiced those very regrets himself. In pretty much the same for that anyone in the reversing game (cracking) knows, fuck, I just spent 8 years trying to crack HASP, now I have cancer and I am gonna die in six months. Many such cases. Sad!

I said before about knowing of hackers (crackers) on the scene that woke up one day to find 10 years have gone (quite literally but eh, Pink Floyd), and they just want to go outside to touch grass.

Reverse engineering/cracking is fucking addictive.

If you want to read Christina Cifuentes' thesis on Reverse Compilation Techniques, then go here - https://yurichev.com/mirrors/DCC_decompilation_thesis.pdf


Having been involved in the scene, and a member of certain 'secret' forums, for several years now (I'm still in touch with some of them) I can tell you that all these big corporations reverse (crack) the hell out of each other all the time.

Especially the Japs. Even more the Chinks. What, how the fuck did you think they got a 4/5th generation fighter jet without scanning out the plans that were given to them by American Traitors such as Biden and son, and all that went before them? At least the Japs are known to have got the plans for their 4/5th generation fighters by legal means.

Big big money there. And you got a corporation to hide yo' ass, all along with their international corporate lawyers.

No fucking wonder that Near wanted to vanish in to the night.

I've known people hired to reverse (crack) fucking washing machines, and people hired to reverse (crack) fucking printers. They all had one thing in common - anonymity. First rule of reversing (cracking). Serious hiding, because any ties to them might be tied back to a multi-national corporation they were working for.

Reversing (cracking) might be the second oldest trade in the world next to you know what is Numbah WAN (me luv u long time). If not, it's the 3rd or 4th or wtf.

Mmmmm... see how many units they are selling! How the fuck do they do that?

Someone like Near would have been head-hunted to near death. So many corporation trying to outdo each other, so little time. Any past transgression like reversing (cracking) Nintendo could have been parlayed between the major players. Sometimes you just don't want to go there. You takes yer losses. As the other man does. You only fight battles you have a fairly good chance of winning.

I may do a deep dive on Near. I find this whole thing utterly fascinating, whilst being twice removed from any emotional shit - I don't care about teh farms getting dossed (no offence) because I know a bigger game is afoot.

One last thing on my little spergout: The fact that Near offered his services as a humble programmer to the farms, stinks to high heaven. Crackers of that type, and I do know one or two, see that whole markup language like HTML or PHP, or PERL, or anything to do with the LAMP stack really, as supremely fucking annoying. The only reason he would offer this is for sabotage. Every time I got to their secret website these days, it looks like it's been coded by a fucking monkey. Yet they work in Australia, and are from Bulgaria/Romania.

Yeah, take my life savings, plus I'll be your programmer slave for whatever you want done. Fucking Joker.

Still getting my head around why Josh offered him possible work, apart from the fact he was covering himself and reverse baiting ol' Near in good turn!

Anyway, tonight I am drunk, but in the morning I shall still be ugly, or something like that.


Just a few thoughts...

Seriously that fucking ars tehnica is fucking pozzed to fuck. There is some great bullying going on there where one user bullys another user that questions if Near is in fact dead, and like, wtf is the proof. He then says he has changed his mind, he now believes he is dead. And after admitting that after getting bullied, he gets bullied some more and downvoted for the wrongthink. Fucking hilarious. I've archived it. That bit is on the third archive below:


You need to scroll down.

Those comments are really something else. The amount of frothing hatred for the farms is just off the charts. Some of it is signalling but some of it is good old fashioned hate speech wanting us dead, but not before we have been tortured. Guess I'm a Kiwi Farmer now, fam. I've been digging through some other stuff, but if some other kind farmer would like to go through those archives I just posted above, then a few choice screenshots would be golden. Thanks in advance!

And for someone that was so loved by the community there, no one has made a post in his 'obituary' thread for over 3 fucking days. Gone, and also forgotten, it would seem.

OG post that I archived and is still up:


From there I came across Near's other website that is still up: https://near.sh/

It's dated 2021-06-01, so probably January of this year was its last update? It was archived 6 months ago, but I did a new one JIC. It's tech stuff. As you would expect. Boy, he really was gay for Bahamut-lagoon wasn't he?

Bahamut Lagoon — Near's Respite

Pages are refusing to be archived, oh well. I guess this is old news as well, but maybe it will function as a little recap to some that missed it.

Also came across this page -

SNES Emulator Developer Takes Own Life Following Online Harassment

Near, the developer of the bsnes emulator and lead on numerous fan translation projects, takes their own life following online harassment.

The utter certainty with which they speak when there is no proof is just fucking retarded now. I can't wait for Near to pop up somewhere, even it will be six months time. He will resurface. If he did actually kill himself then we will find out before too much longer, if we ever find out at all.

I also found another web page of his on archive org.

byuu's homepage

This is a snapshot from Feb 2015 and the post I'm about to quote is from 2014, so about 7 years ago. Does this sound familiar?

My emulator, higan, is now over ten years old.

I must stress right away that work will continue on the project into the foreseeable future. But, there's no denying work has slowed down immensely. In fact, there hasn't been much of any progress since January. There are several reasons for this, which I'll go over.

In January, I was in the process of wrapping up the finishing touches on loki, my SNES debugger, in preparing for a v095 release.

The first major roadblock was Debian's decision to acquiesce on systemd. At that time, Debian was my primary development operating system. Having suffered through years of broken audio by the same egomaniacal Redhat developers, I wasn't eager to repeat the experience by